Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday's Feast

From Friday's Feast.

Appetizer
Make up a word and give us its definition.
Batterlingus: the act of licking cake batter off the spoon.

Soup
What is currently your favorite song? Wake Up Call by Maroon 5

Salad
What’s at the top of your Christmas wish list this year? A house.

Main Course
Name a scent that reminds you of someone special in your life. I was once in love with a musician who wore Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent. Every time I smell it I go out of my mind.

Dessert
Who is someone on television that you feel probably shouldn’t be, and why? Ryan Seacrest. Why? He's an arrogant fuckwit with absolutely no talent and no personality. Also, he's a total tool.

8 comments:

Sizzle said...

dude, seriously what is WITH ryan secretion? he bugs!

yournamehere said...

I hear you get a gift certificate from Olive Garden with the new Maroon 5 CD.

Spinning Girl said...

this just made my day.

Übermilf said...

I want to know why no matter how I change my answers to the holiday gift quiz below, I'm always a tacky holiday sweater.

Bill said...

May I augment? My appetizer is ass as a verb, as in "He's assing me," or "I got assed," or "Ah, geez, that show and that guy ass me."

It would be a word I'd use for your dessert. "Everytime I see that Ryan Seacrest he's assing!"

It kind of means to be stupid, irritating, annoying, obnoxious ... I think you get the idea. Seacrest asses me too.

Scarlet Hip said...

Sizz - right?! I'm thinking of making a whole list of people who have no business being on TV. It could take days.

Todd - put a sock in it.

SG - batterlingus!

Ubie - it's written in the stars.

Bill - he truly asses up television.

miss kendra said...

batterlingus. LOL!

Princess of the Universe said...

Amen to Dessert- Seacrest makes me crazy- and not in a good way.