Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Tuesday Ten #8

Ten Dumb Blogthing Names

Your Pirate Name Is...

Skull Crusher Hook-Handed Helen

Your Outrageous Name is:

Candy Yass

Your Adult Film Star Name Is...

Sindee Slickbooty

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Seagoing Wombat
Your Superpower is Unexplained
Your Weakness is Cold Weather
Your Weapon is Your Foam Bazooka
Your Mode of Transportation is Snowshoes

Your Vampire Name Is...

Seductress of Prussia

Your Elf Name Is...

Twinkles Sweet Cheeks

Your Hippie Chick Name Is:


Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Ophelia Cox

Your Wrestler Name Is...

Jade Wildcat

Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...

Caledonia Moxie

Your Old Fashioned Name Is...

Charity Rippringham


Sizzle said...

"Seductress of Prussia"


I'm so calling you Twinkles from now on. ;)

Valley Girl said...

LOL@ Sindee Slickbooty!

miss kendra said...

i'm not telling you which category but one of my names was "jezebel of the flesh."

ÜberFlounder said...

I sense a pattern in all of these names.

Melliferous Pants said...

I will see your Sindee Slickbooty and raise you Nurse Naughty.

Mone said...

I like the look of the drag queen, sexy!!!

Think Frustrated said...

Mine, in order:

Iron Thor
Neal Downe (ha ha)
Action Jackson
The Moon Engineer
Zeus de Sade
Baby Snaggle Tooth
Zsa Zsa LaHore (they spelled whore wrong)
The Masked Black Scorpian (they spelled scorpion wrong, too)
Rocco Indio
Hugh Wexcombe

Ophelia Cox. I just got that one! :)

Sysm said...

I prefer Ophelia Pain.

Übermilf said...

Alotta Vagina

TC said...

Your weakness is cold weather but your mode of transportation is snowshoes?

Kallun said...

Ahem - I have some proof to back up my claims now!


yournamehere said...

Beer is good.

Übermilf said...

***Your Wrestler Name Is...***

Pixie Filthy Lips

Now THAT'S more like it.

Bill said...

Reads like an identity crisis. Nice names, though.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Pleased to meetcha Ophelia,

Amanda Playwith here.

sue said...

Just catching up... these are pretty funny. I'm too scared to check out some of my own! ;)

jamwall said...

My wrestler name is: "Bloodstained King of Pain"

Oh Great! I'm a fuckin maxi-pad!

jamwall said...

Vampire name: Ignacio of Austria

My Arnold accent needs some touching up.

matty said...

It's quite interesting, Helen. My outrageous name is Ben Dover. ...which is the name I had already been using for my meager film career.

How did they know?