Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Oy Vey!

Mel Gibson reacts to the news that Jesus Christ was, in fact, a Jew.

46 comments:

Übermilf said...

Not to mention realizing he insulted His mom.

Friends of McDougal said...

I would pay top dollar to see Mel and Russel Crowe square off in a battle for "Most Drunken Canadian Celebrity."

Seriously, I'll pay someone here a dollar if they can set that up.

Spirit Of Owl said...

Well, I can set it up, but neither of them are Canadian so it's gonna cost more than a dollar.

Brookelina said...

Imagine how he'll react to finding out that the Last Supper was a Passover seder.

My money is on Crowe. He's got youth and anger - and that big bumpy thing between his eyes.

Spirit Of Owl said...

Uh... either you mean his nose, or you're really looking in the wrong place.

darth said...

his playboy interview still amazes me, esp. since I don't even read it for the articles.

http://lippard.blogspot.com/2005/12/mel-gibson-on-evolution-women-and.html

Tits McGee said...

Crazy drunk Jew-hating motherfucker.

Sysm said...

He was a sexy motherfucker in "The Road Warrior".

His father is one twisted son-of-a-bitch. Look up "Hutton Gibson" for more background.

I'm not letting the guy off the hook, but if your parents teach you a bigoted belief system, chances are that some of it will stick.

Don't get me wrong. Mel's an asshat. A grown-ass man should know better. But it seems that he was brought up to be an asshat. And he hasn't really hurt anybody. Just his own rep.

Nick said...

Sysm gots a dirty mouth tonight.

Bill said...

As mentioned, neither Mel nor Russel are Canadian ... but you know, Jesus was! I bet you didn't know that. That marriage at Cana? That water wasn't just turned into wine, it was turned into wine from the Okanagan in B.C.

Theologians and historians have known this for years.

mgc said...

is mel preparing for a role in the upcoming re-make of grizzlie adams?

jiggs said...

ozzies rock my nozzies!

jiggs said...

anti-semitism is the worst kind of semitism

Loz said...

this is how we breeds them in Loztralia. not really.

Flounder said...

Mel is getting ready to play Saddam Hussein in a feel-good comedy aboutgreed and genocide.

JJ said...

There is a chance he's as batshiat crazy as his old man. That stuff does run in the blood according to the Duke brothers.

sleepydog said...

This would have been more shocking if it had been DEBBIE Gibson getting pulled over for a DUI and launching into an anti-semitic tirade ....But then again, the rest of the world is probably not as Debbie Gibson obsessed as I am.

Blonde Vigilante said...

Thank you for that...I've been saying that for days now.

Übermilf said...

I like Sleepdog's version better.

Egan said...

Bill, I just swam in the Okanagan and it sure didn't taste like wine. Jesus' work is shoddy.

Sizzle said...

he looks like charlie manson.

Dave said...

I wish I could grow that kind of facial hair. I get almost nothing on above the lip...

Liar_Liar said...

ok i been saying for a longtime Mel is a mess, he is nothing like his lethal character, and when the passion came out i rejected the opinions until i actually saw it, it was worse than a Nazi training film for the SS. The man needs to lose citizenship and toss him back to z movies in australia....

Lo Lo Lova said...

Brooke, thank you for the much-needed laugh.

Two words for you: HOT MESS

winters said...

I loved Mad Max.

Mad Mel's an idiot, though.

Illusions shattered again. Oh well...

JJ said...

Wait, Jesus was a Jew? Am I supposed to be going to church Sunday AND Saturday?

Brookelina said...

Not only was he a Jew, but he was a teacher too! And in Judaism teacher means rabbi. I am just loving the irony here.

Mel, you are so fucked.

yournamehere said...

Mel shaved off that beard, leaving only a square mustache behind.

Janet said...

Jail time usually starts drawing on the face the madness within.

He looks about as screwed as I've figured he is all along.

Kris said...

These are awesome comments - I'm with FOM - but I'd like to see a little Nick Nolte action in the mix.

Awesome.

thephoenixnyc said...

They are both AUSTRAILIAN!!

He looks like "Prison bound" Saddam in that pic.

Egan said...

This is one of my favorite blogs. Each day I read every post over and over again. I use it as my homepage too because I can't get enough of your blog.

I may have set some sort of blog record by commenting on this blog over 400 times on one post. I'm very proud of my accomplishments on this very blog.

Who am I?

Loz said...

Egan, I'm going to say what every woman is taught to say from birth...

"Well, if you don't know then I'M not going to tell you!"

Übermilf said...

Egan lives in Seattle and rides a bicycle while wearing a Speedo. He also enjoys examining urinals and being an agressive pedestrian. He is also a Taurus.

Turn ons include: clean toilets, odd nicknames and people who properly yield the right of way.

Turn offs include: Sticky residue, bad coffee and uncomfortable bike seats.

Egan said...

Ubie, you know me way too well. I'm not sure where you get that insider information, but I'm very impressed.

Loz, so true. I appreciate the insight.

Übermilf said...

Reading comprehension was always a strength of mine, meerkat.

Egan said...

Ubie, it's as if you read my blog or something.

mernitman said...

Mom please make the scary man go away?

Meanwhile, it's nice to hear that in the wake of his "I own Malibu!" remark, someone's put up a sign en route to town that says "Melibu." Hollywood Jews are funny! (Must be something in their horns...)

Nick said...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello..

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Übermilf said...

For Nick: Ba DUM BUMP

For Egan: It's my burden in life to bear.

Brookelina said...

I just sent that joke to every teacher I know.

Spinning Girl said...

Poor poor poor Mel.

Great joke!

Egan said...

That is a wicked joke Nick.

Nick said...

God works through me.

Hiren said...

We should also react like that on being bombed instead of turning the other cheek.

Damien said...

No Mel, Jesus turned water into wine, not water into tequila.