Wookin Pa Nub

Recent search terms to find their way here - always entertaining. Now in color-coded categories!

Seaching for Brooke but probably not this Brooke:
brooke - I guess these guys are just looking for any Brooke around. How disappointed they must be when they wind up here.
brooke burke's boyfriend - yeah, cause you have a shot.
break it again brooke - sure, blame me.
blind date brooke - I wish I hadn't done it.
brooke april - porn star. Not me. Obviously.

Random Searches
money stolen from LoLo - I didn't do it.
stealing candy from 7-11 - I didn't do this either. Not from 7-11 anyway.
read fractured fairy tales online by a 9 year old - huh?
good words to express frustration in a letter - go with "fuck", it always works for me.
salome is a farthead - awesome. Even better was google's did you mean? response - "salome is a fathead", which is obviously much clearer.
50 random questions - I wonder if they actually used the ones I had.

Sex and Flashing
accidental flash - #1 in the USA, the UK, and now - the Netherlands!
flashed my boob - geez, it wasn't on purpose.
flashing boobs on boats - cause it's always better on a boat.
"sexual fling" "on vacation" - shut up. Everyone does it.
why do i get goosebumps when i am really hot - I don't know if this was a sexual question or not, but it sure sounded dirty to me.
bedside romps - this sounds like a Doris Day/Rock Hudson movie. (google's did you mean? - bedside lamps)
sadists love masochists - well now to me, this makes perfect sense.

Viggo, tattoos, and monkeys
viggo mortensen poetry cleveland - no Melanie, Viggo is not coming to Cleveland to see you. Get over it.
schiffmacher hells angels - I'm telling you, I should be getting commissions on this one, Henk.
the ultimate tattoo - is on my ass baby!
monkey and pants - it just doesn't get much better than this one.
"ultimate tattoo" monkey lips - oh, I spoke too soon.

And now my favorite - all time - no doubt about it - may have to change the name of this blog search term is-

Tattoos bitches and bikes

yeah baby!