Showing posts with label pachyderms need love too. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Single Grey Pachyderm Seeks Same....

Name: Lucy The Elephant
I am a: 125 year old woman
Located in: Margate NJ
Seeking a: 100-150 year old man
Body Type: Curvy
Turn ons: standing, staring, seeing my image on souvenirs
Turn offs: hurricanes, winter, gum

About Me
Hi! I never thought I would try this internet dating thing, but here goes! My name is Lucy the Elephant. I'm 65 feet tall, 90 tons, and can be seen from eight miles away. I'm 125 years old (I know, I know! I don't look it. I hear it all the time!), and I've lived in Margate, New Jersey my entire life.

5 Things to know about me:
I love people, which is a good thing since I have them running all over me all summer long! I am a historical landmark. It once took me seven hours to move two blocks. I live on a prime piece of oceanfront property. I have windows in my butt.

I'm looking for a nice, solid guy who likes the beach. That's pretty much it. Please include a picture with your response! Caio!