Monday, March 24, 2008

My Future


Sizzle said...

oh dear.


East Coast Teacher said...

LOL, kids are cute, aren't they?

I'm continuously amazed at the things that come out of their mouths.

Hope you're having a great year - only 50 days until I'm officially on summer vacation.

It can't come soon enough!

yournamehere said...

And by "my future" you mean "this happened to me last week", don't you?

Melliferous Pants said...

My niece calls my stomach a "ball," squishes it and giggles ferociously.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh welcome to my wobbly armed world. ;o)

Diedre said...

take my ass to the gym!!!

matty said...

that is sooooo funny!

yeah, i think most of us need to stop wearing short sleeves after 50 - unless we work it really hard and somehow keep it tone'd.

(I can already tell that this will not be me -- and, Oh God, I will be 40 in 9 years!)

Tits McGee said...

I. Refuse.

Off to go dig up my ten pound hand weights now!

cajunvegan said...

Yeah, when they get to be teenage girl mean little fuckers they call you out your name.

Yep. You can read all about what a "fucking cunt guzzling gutter slut" I am on my blog today.

Übermilf said...

I forgot what I was going to say after reading CajunVegan's impressive string of nasty words.

Nance said...


Son. Of. A. Bitch.

Now I have to think about this ALL THE TIME when I go to the effing board.

Thanks. A lot.

E Flo said...

nice one.

G3T Films said...

Our circle of primates (friends) call those jiggling arms 'foobaa daa doobaa daas' (said very quickly). It's not only fun to say but also fun to grab someone's arm fat and jiggle while saying it.

Of course the resulting bash to the head with a handbag is a small price to shame a stranger that way.

Is it wrong of me to enjoy jiggling a strangers Foobaa daa doobaa daas?
What if I enjoy it sexually?

Southernspeak4 said...

Hi Brooke,

I said I wouldn't come back/write again and I haven't...I'm simply here to spread the word that I'm off the net, permanently.

I'm sorry you didn't/don't believe me about these occurences online...but they have now reached a level you wouldn't fact, you made it clear you didn't back then.

I'm sorry...last time we spoke, I was scared and upset, so I'm sorry for my tone.

Since then, I moved url's, attempting to move past these issues, and someone took over that url...again...and has been posting and commenting from that url under my misspelled name, harrasing at least three other women under the misspelled name of "crystal."

This person admits who they are, and I think it's someone you all know...I know this for a fact, because I spoke to the worksite of his worksite ISP, who monitored him for several day.

And it's not as simple as turning off your computer, it never has been.

Otherwise, please see my way to prove this to you, but it IS true.

I understand if you want to delete this, it's cool. Thanks.:)

egan said...


Scarlet Hip said...

Sizz - oh dear is right!

ECT - yeah, adorable. Counting days already are you?

Todd - bite me.

Pants - that's so cute! When she's old enough you can point out her fat thighs.

Penelope - I am fighting the wobblies tooth and nail!

Diedre - right behind you.

Matty - you're going to be 40 in 9 years? Bite me.

Tits - right behind you.

Scarlet Hip said...

CV - this is why I teach first grade. If a high school student said that to me I'd wind up on the evening news.

Ubie - she has a PhD!

Nance - I felt it was my duty to share the love.

E Flo - right?

Southern - good luck to you.

Egan - egad!

cajunvegan said...

Even though you hardly ever post anymore, you are still an excellent blog.

Feeling pressured, yet?

Stop by and collect your reward.

Toby said...

The darnedest things kids say.

jiggs said...

snap! oh wait...

G3T Films said...

What? I don't even garner a response? You suck fatty! ... ... I going to pay for that, ain't I?

Scarlet Hip said...

Rich - I sincerely apologize. Clearly I was distracted by the comment below yours and lost my train of thought.

And yes, you will pay.


G3T Films said...

I'm so egocentric I hadn't even noticed that comment... oh dear... no need to apologise, I understand.

Can I pay in butterscotch frosting?

Scarlet Hip said...

You can pay in sticky toffee pudding.

Bill said...

This post and its comments make me think of my descending testicles. Thanks a lot.

Bill said...

Did I mention I was playing hacky sack with them?

Melliferous Pants said...

The lucky munchkin seems to have acquired her mother's genetics: barely able to gain weight, een with constant feeding. I wish!

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MoDigli said...

ahahah... your future is my present. I swear I can feel my arm jiggling when I hold up my hand in class! LOL!