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Recent search words and phrases that landed unwitting freaks to my blog/cable network.

Lifetime

• i've been a very bad girl
• ive been a bad bad girl and its all because of you
• 10 things i hate about you fat guy
• enjoying singlehood leg shaving
• hot blooded man and stubborness
• it's my fucking birthday

Travel TV

• down by the shores of the hanky panky
• boob deck on a boat
• florida sucks bugs
• different places been kissed
• take your tongue on a sleigh ride

Playboy

• lick wild
• penis and vagina
• small penis
• unblur naked pics
• naked boobage
• sleepy sluts
• penis touches the porcelain
• titless blog
• kinky hips

Food TV

• hip roll
• pictures of brooke bond tea
• gin rules
• expensive gin
• greasy pancakes
• what's the difference between a calzone and a wedgie

The Learning Channel

• american id
• who's birthday is on september 7
• k is for kinky
• stomach bugs best ways to flush out
  

Entertainment TV

• gerard butler penis
• gerard butler queerclick
• viggo penis
• gerard butler girlfriend
• brooke bond nude
• brooke bond sexy
• erection looking at scarlett
• big butt scarlett photo

The What the Fuck Network

• what do people wose roses for

"I tried to push her out a window in Little Rock once."

I saw this on Sizzle's blog today and being that I haven't had an original thought in weeks I love movies, I thought I would give it a go. Here’s how it works, should you decide to participate, too:

* Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
* Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
* Post them on your blog for everyone to guess.
* Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed.

These are your rules:

* Leave your guesses in the comments.
* No Googling or using IMDB search functions. Don’t cheat!


1. "I've been specializing in groups, fighting gangs for local charities, that kind of thing."
The Princess Bride* - guessed by Rich.

2. "We're in the pipe, five by five."
Aliens - guessed by Dan-E.

3. "Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
The Godfather - guessed by Dan-E again, and he even got the right character.

4. "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Ghostbusters - guessed by Sizz!

5. "You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand. "
Ever After - guessed by Princess of the Universe.

6. "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
The Usual Suspects - guessed by Tim, sort of.

7. "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Animal House - guessed by Todd.

8. "At least he is not a book burner, you Nazi cow."
Field of Dreams - guessed by Bill.

9. "I'd bet they're asleep in New York. I'd bet they're asleep all over America."
Casablanca - guessed by Bill again!

10. "This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro."
Caddyshack - guessed by Ubermilf.

11. "You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax."
Fight Club - guessed by Hilly.

12. "It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed."
Gladiator - guessed by Penelope.

13. "You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions."
Raiders of the Lost Ark - guessed by Nick.

14. "I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!"
Finding Nemo - guessed by Penelope again!

15. "Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to."
Groundhog Day - guessed by guessed by Todd again!

Bonus points for getting the title.
Paper Mooon - guessed by Cajunvegan.

Ready....set ...go!

*Best. Movie. Ever.