Human for Sale

I am worth $2,213,764 on HumanForSale.com
According to this website, I'm in the top 20 in the female category, which is really quite flattering. I'm confused, however, by the breakdown of what makes a financially valuable human being. There were no dollars placed on my height, but quite a bit based on my weight (good thing they can't actually weight you). There was also no value placed on my cup size - so tell me - why is the question there? Considering my cup size is perfectly respectable, I'm thinking that some pervert came up with this one just for jollies. And why is having a shoe size of 7 worth $5000? Clearly the said pervert has a shoe fetish.

So if you decide to go on this site and find out your worth, please, leave me a comment so I can make fun of you for being worth less than I am. If you are worth more, well then, you probably lied on it like I did anyway.