I got tagged for movie quotes by a few of my fellow bloggers. You have to understand, I am a movie freak. I loves me my movies. And I love quoting them - as I have already done in my blog (a la Hedley Lamarr), my comments (Anthony, well done with the Gone with the Wind quotes), and even my profile. But I am not going to list my favorites from the classics (Jaws, Casablanca, The Godfather, etc) like they are doing on the AFI special tonight. Trying to attempt this would send me into anal-retentive orbit and could possibly make my head explode. I am just going to randomly list quotes that have cracked me up over the years.
So, without further ado, and in no particular order:
-Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Clemenza, The Godfather
Shut up! I know what I said, but its sacreligious to leave the Godfather out.
-Colonics for everyone!
Jeffery Goines, 12 Monkeys
-Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
-DRAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!! WE ARE LEA-VING!!!!!
Hicks, Aliens
-Hey where the white women at?
Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles
-I'm going to beat your head in with a crowbar until you go away.
Terence Mann, Field of Dreams
-Where's the rest of this moose?
Arthur Bach, Arthur
-Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
Max Bialystock, The Producers
-Oh gee, thanks Dave, bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion; you'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker.
Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects
Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door.
Leonardo DaVinci, Ever After
-Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".
Chris Knight, Real Genius
-Seven years of college down the drain.
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, Animal House
-That's a big Twinkie.
Winston Zeddmore, Ghostbusters
No doubt I will be adding to this list over the next few days. Yes, I am that anal. Please add your own in the comments section. Or not.
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"What do you think this is, kid, TV kiddie hour where we all sit around and lick Barney the dinosaur's fucking pussy, heh? This is real life, with consequences you take to the grave." - The Mole, SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER, AND UNCUT
"You ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls? So much for a monestery." - John Winger, STRIPES
i think i used alot of mine up in my own movie quote post a little while ago! i'm working right now, so i can only think of one quickly:
"and as for the whole gang-bang scenario it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?"
- donnie darko
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." -- Donnie Darko, the wierdly named "Kitty Farmer" (think about it)
"I'm surrounded by nincompoops!" Superman (1978), Lex Luthor
My favourite bit in Aliens has to be: -
HUDSON: Man, we're not going to make it. Seventeen hours! Those things are going to come in here, just like they did before, man... they're going to come in here and they're going to get us, man, long before...
RIPLEY: She survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
HUDSON: Well, why don't you put her in charge?
I think Imade my opinion clear on my blog. However I am very glad to see others take up the cause of quoting. I love "Where's the rest of the moose."
yourname - I knew your quotes would be dirty.
major 7 - Oh I love that movie!!! When everyone thinks she is a boy and she says "I'm a GIRL!" classic.
loz - clearly I have to watch donnie darko.
evil - love Trading Places! Merry New Year!
JJ - again, I have to watch donnie darko now.
Whiteboy - I can recite Aliens from beginning to end. I think I've seen it 100 times. "I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit."
Mariangela - Animal House is another with so many lines - I just had to narrow it down to one. But I also love "Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." LOL
Lemorse - love movie tags!
" You don't have a future Bitch" By Uma Thermon in Kill Bill vol. 2
You're just all sorts of fun, aren't you, Brooke? I like your list, even those quotations I didn't know.
I'm a total movie geek. But when I watched AFI's list last night, I realized how few movies I've actually seen!
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Layla: "Nice friends, Otto."
Otto: "Thanks. I made them myself."
--REPO MAN
"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."
--Alvy, ANNIE HALL
"Ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
--Peter, OFFICE SPACE.
"I'm a writer, you monsters! I create! I create for a living! I'm a creator! I am a creator! This is my uniform."
--Barton, BARTON FINK
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."
--Lester, AMERICAN BEAUTY
"They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human beings."
--Batman, BATMAN 60's
"Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth! "
--Dale Arden, FLASH GORDON
"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
--Blake, GLENGARY GLENOSS
"They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council."
--Joon, BENNY AND JOON
Truman: "Who are you?"
Christof: "I am The Creator - of a television show that gives hope and joy to millions."
Truman: "Then who am I?"
Christof: "You're the star."
--THE TRUMAN SHOW
"Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?"
--Mission Control, BUCKAROO BONZAI
"I'll never put on a life jacket again."
--Quint, JAWS
"HELLO! I've got like three pounds of underwear on here!"
--Jennifer, PLEASANTVILLE
"For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust."
--Conan's Dad, CONAN THE BARBARIAN
"Take your pick, B-b-b-Billy boy"
--Pennywise, Stephen King's IT
Cynthia: "Is this how you get off or something? Taping women talking about their sexual experiences?"
Graham: "Yes."
--SEX, LIES & VIDEOTAPE
"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"
--Gaff, BLADERUNNER
"But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then, it was as if you didn't want me for your son."
--Commodus, GLADIATOR
Carla: "Good-bye, Max."
Max: "Good-bye, Carla."
--FEARLESS
"I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."
--Phil, THE BIG KAHUNA
Serge: "We are still married, in the eyes of God."
Josephine: "Then He must be blind."
--CHOCOLAT
"Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."
--Joel, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
"You be careful out among the English."
--Eli, WITNESS
"I hate this job, I hate this god-damned job, and I don't need it!"
OFFICE SPACE
"We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damned smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes!"
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."
WHAT ABOUT BOB
"We started fooling around...and then we started screwing around which is fooling around without dinner."
CHICAGO
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god-damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."
FULL METAL JACKET
"Sorry lady, we're younger and faster." "Sorry girls, I'm older and I have better insurance."
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
Aliens rocks man! I remember walking out of the movies after seeing that for the first time and being so totally blown away I went straight back in for anoter viewing. Everything James Cameron did after bit the big one. Like
Titanic for example. OMG!!!! What a a steaming pile of odure.
See, I love Steven Soderbergh as a director. He's the shizznitz!
I said I'd find it and here it is: -
http://www.juniperridge.com/pbpn_jjs_pricklypearmargaritas.htm
D'oh! Wrong thread!
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..."
Are you happy now? Was that clean enough?
Katie: Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.
Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!
J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary: No, dickhead, sex.
Susie: Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer...
Ben: Hmph!
Susie: ...director slash choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my BALLS woman! I am telling you the musical numbers are a mess, my kids are a bunch of amateurs, and the last thing I need today is some diabetic freak prancing around on stage making my life a living HELL! (long pause, now calm) All right, I'll put him on last.
Beth: Good. (walks away)
Susie: Oh she always wins! (throws clipboard to ground, ben tries to pick it up)
Susie: Don't pick it up (she stops him. ben tries to pick it up again)
Susie: Stop Picking it up! (she grabs it from him)
Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
Coop: Me too.
Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Susie: Yeah!
Ben: What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?
Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together: Agreed.
McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00.
Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
Coop: (as katie walks away) I want you inside me!
Katie: (didn't hear) What did you say?
Coop: Oh hey... from before...
All from the funniest movie ever, Wet Hot American Summer
And Janeane Garofalo looked so beautiful in that film.
Ruben - another movie I have to see.
Jeff - wow! You listed so many great ones. Love the Annie Hall line. LOL And Pleasantville!
Brian - I love Office Space!!! One of my favorites! I should add another one from that.
Merovingienne - Pulp Fiction...the hunny bunnys...gotta love them.
Whiteboybob - totally agree! Aliens is always on my top five list of all time favorites. Get away from her you bitch! Let me know how the margaritas come out.
yourname - what the hell is your name?
Anthony - Wet Hot American Summer. Seriously. Seriously?
My name is Todd. The "yournamehere" is one of those jokes that gets less and less funny over time, but I'm married to it now.
No, I like yournamehere. I just wasn't sure if you wanted to be called that. But I guess you did or you wouldn't have put that as your name. I will call you ....name. No...Todd. No...your.
Fuck it.
brooke, i still love you, you can still be my back up bitch, im just going to be gone a while.
"fuck my gently with a chainsaw heather"
heathers, shannon dougherty
crap i forgot this one
37! 37!
try not to suck any dicks in the parking lot!
clerks(clearly the best movie of all time)
I'm not even suppossed to be here today!
"Let's not go sucking each other's dicks just yet."
Mr. Wolf, Pulp Fiction
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
"In a row?"
Dante and customer, Clerks
This concludes the cocksucking portion of our program.
You can call me whatever you want, Brooke. Just bring back the cleavage!
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Lemorse, Clerks is so full of quotables, I must have gotten disoriented and left it off of my list. Hell, I left a lot of movies off of my list.
"I hate people but love gatherings."
Great stuff.
I promise I will never die. -
Gary Johnston, Team America World Police
Only the Emperor can drink your essence. -
Skesis, The Dark Crystal
I'm ashamed to even admit that I have never seen Clerks from beginning to end. I have a lot of movie renting to do....
As someone mentioned Clerks I just remembered another favourite movie of mine - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back......
TEEN 1: Two packs of Wraps. (pause)
Yo--how was the service?
RANDAL : What service?
TEEN 2 : The one at the Unitarian church where you two got married to each other last week.
RANDAL : What the hell are you talking about?
TEEN 1 : Jay said you had a Star-Wars--themed wedding and you guys tied the knot dressed like storm troopers.
TEEN 2 : Yeah. And he said you're the bitch and you're the butch. Oh, sorry--the Leia and the Luke.
DANTE : I'm the bitch?!
RANDAL : Well if we were gay, that's how I'd see it.
DANTE : Would you shut up?!
TEEN 1 (to TEEN 2) : Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over.
DANTE : We're not married to each other.
TEEN 1 : Well, sure. Not in the eyes of the state or any real church, Skywalker.
RANDAL (heading for the phone) : That does it. I'm gonna do something about those two. I shoulda done a long time ago
TEEN 2 : In a galaxy far, far away!
TEEN 1 : (exiting) May the Foreskin be with you. Hand Jabba the Hutt.
Brooke come on over we will watch Clerks.
I just watched Shrek 2, so I have to add another quote.
"If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call."
Donkey to Puss in Boots
Oh I am probably too late on this one but here goes ...
"Sexual Chocolate"
-Coming To Ameica
"His mamma call him Clay; I'mma call him Clay"
-Coming To America
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you .. you're cool .. and fuck you. I'm out"
-Half Baked
"And then? ..."
-Dude, Where's My Car?
More quotes from the Mole, as featured in the South Park movie.
"God? He is the biggest bitch of them all."
"You have to stop thinking with your dick. You have to be on your toes, because I am not going to be grounded again, not for you, not for anybody."
"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?"
"Seven THOUSAND dollahs?? It's not even leather!!"
Joan Cusack, referring to designer dress in "Working Girl."
love your list. i'm a movie buff and movie quotes fan too
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