Appetizer
How many times per day do you usually laugh?
I teach first grade, so I pretty much laugh nonstop from 8:45-3:15 everyday. Think I'm kidding? Today we were writing sentences using words from the "ank" family. One of my little darlings wrote, "I stank up the bathroom." Yet another one was wearing a t-shirt with baby chicks all over it with the words "CHICK MAGNET" printed across the chest. And still another promised that if I took him home with me, he would wash his feet.
Soup
What do your sunglasses look like?
Like I ripped them right off of Jackie O's head.
Salad
You win a free trip to anywhere on your continent, but you have to travel by train. Where do you go?
I spent a lot of time on trains during my European escapades, and I can tell you that it's fun for an hour or two, but after that the novelty wears off. So I think I'll just hop a train to NYC and leave it at that.
Main Course
Name one thing you consider a great quality about living in your town/city.
The beach.
Dessert
If the sky could be another color, what color do you think would look best?
Purple!
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I stole this next part from Ubermilf, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else, and so on, and so on ...soon there won't be an original thought left on the whole blogosphere.
Be a rock star! Go to...
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post.
And no, I did not cheat so that I could get the name Elections in Jersey. I think the fact that my album cover has a picture of a rodent on it is proof of that.
13 comments:
Weathering your tomorrows is a pain in the ass.
I think you should change the name of your album to "Vote Early and Vote Democrat."
But that might just be me.
If it had said "Erections in Jersey," I would've suspected fraud.
The name of my band is Fritz Hippler, the name of my album is To Surrender to Conformity and the picture was some really pretty Asian woman. Not too bad..... I love the band name!
I am not a huge kid person, but I love the ages 3-7. So I can imagine first grade being pretty dang funny.
I agree with nance. It would have been more compelling with erections. But then, I'm on the northern side of the border and don't get to vote. I did, however, come up with my own album.
Everything is more compelling with erections.
I left my album over at Übie's and I'm too lazy to make another.
Forgive me.
You need to mention penises more often.
Especially celebrity penises.
Well, THAT was fun
The hive mind is the greatest thing ever.
I am so doing this next time I am feeling like the writing well is dry, which is... like ... now.
Penis!
PENIS!!!
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