Apologies to Madalyn B.

Recently, I found a comment from a post I wrote several months ago titled Apologies to Gerard Butler. In the post, I apologize for the infamous pictures of Mr. Butler's wedgie that seem to be bringing every pervert interested party searching for "Gerard Butler's butt" to my blog. However, Madalyn B. does not seem to appreciate my apology in the least, and is very put off by all the subsequent creepy talk about Gerard Butler's penis*. Allow me to share her comment and my response:

MADALYN B. said...

I must say,I'm just fine with the butt scratching pics. I think it's funny & cute, but really, everyone needs to STOP talking about his penis!!! It's creepy and perverted, & you would creep the HELL out of Gerry i'm sure if you went up to him talking about his dick like that. May be the first joke is kind of funny, but they really need to stop, they get old and weird fast!!! He's a dream come true and a sweet gift from Heaven for all us girls, so just comment on suff like his movies, talent, looks, style, and of corse his humor, but not his personal buisness, really, get a life. Let it have Gerry in it, but not "TOO" much of Gerry.

January 19, 2008 10:52 PM

Dear Madalyn B.,

Thank you for your comment on my Gerard Butler apology post. As I stated, we all get wedgies - and you're right - it is funny & cute! Nothing like a good butt scratch/wedgie pick to give me a well-deserved giggle and some soft core fantasy fodder at the same time.

In regards to the penis talk, are you directing that part to me, or to the world in general? I myself have never spent an inordinate amount of time discussing his penis, but do you really think it creeps him out that there are thousands of other people who do? For most guys I know, that's a dream come true. But if you think that my post somehow brought more attention to his much mentioned manhood, and that it offended him somehow, then please pass along my apologies to him. (I'm assuming that since you refer to him as Gerry, you two must be good friends.) And please, rest assured that I would never approach him and "talk about his dick like that." Unless of course, he bought me dinner first.

Again, thank you for your comment and your advice. I will do my best to get a life.

Sincerely,

Scarlet Hip


*It should be noted that Madalyn B. found my blog by using the search term "gerard butler has a penis".