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Wild Rose Hip (aka: Scarlet Hip): the pomaceous fruit of the wild rose plant. The stems of the wild rose are prickly, but its hips are not.
33 comments:
i thought the "eat cake" slice would be bigger.
Hey, who's the lucky guy? You've been holding out on us.
i am pretty sure you can combine some of those for one awesome day. ;)
Are any of these complementary? As in, what about eat cake while fucking? Or is that just for pastrami sandwiches. What about eating cake, fucking, and watching movies? The trifecta.
Once again Brooke it's like you're inside my head. That pie chart looks like the perfect day for me...
You should talk to me and my abs more, my dear.
when that gets to be a full red moon I'm running.... very fast
If life teaches us anything, it's that we can't have the pie we want.
Fucking life.
You WANT to clean and work out? I feel that these bits can be got shot of and replaced by more "nothing" or "sleep".
That's a good breakdown of my last minute.
OK, minute and a half. You got me.
.....
Nice set of priorities you have there, by the way.
That sounds like a kind of oblique pervy comment. Sorry.
Personally, I'd add the "clean" and "work out" segments to the "fuck" one, but it does sound like a great way to spend the day.
Brooke:
Invite Danny over.
Dan-e - I'm on a diet, so the cake eating is really just wishful thinking.
Todd - there is no guy, so the fucking is really just wishful thinking.
Sizz - I know! I really need a boyfriend.
Dan - what are you doing next Saturday? And is there a good bakery nearby?
Princess - sadly, I only did a few of the things on this chart. And not the ones I most wanted.
Justin - I'll be up in Jersey soon, my dear.
MQ - I'm assuming that you will be running towards me, and not away.
Sysm - yeah! Fucking life!
John - I actually enjoy cleaning and working out - however, note their size on the pie chart - and now ask me if I did either one.
Mike - you should be sorry. All comments here should be overtly pervy, not obliquely. Shame on you.
Melissa - actually you're right. Working out could be considering part of the fuck pie - as it does burn calories. Cleaning - well, I do like to clean. I'm a freak like that.
Leezer - oh no no no, Danny is young enough to be my illegitimate son. Also, for as freaky as he pretends to be, he's really too repressed for me.
really? my purple and green would be the biggest, but i'd take a little red and green too. the rest of those colors can go to hell.
I love the total absence of even a 1% sliver (the red zone apart)for "deal with other people" -- you're a gal after my own heart...
Mmm...pie.
are we twins?
I can't believe that you actually want to work out that much.
By the time you get here, I'll be back in New York for good. We shan't share Jersey any longer.
I think "nothing" would encompass my whole pie
Poo - well you notice those colors are the largest cuts of the pie.
Billy - I've been after your heart all along. You've just noticed now?
Tits - mmm...pie and cake.
Jiggs - I hope not, that would totally leave you out of the red portion of the pie.
Flounder - the orange piece of the pie will bring about the red piece of the pie in a more timely manner.
Justin - I'm always up for a trip to NYC.
Ubie - that was for that day in particular. There are plenty of days where nothing will be equally shared with fucking. Because yes, I always want to fuck.
Was that too filthy for you?
I can't help you with barely any of these.
but i can help you with nothing.
that's something I can totally help you with.
I'm sorry. Duly admonished. 100 words: "I shall endeavour to be as frankly and obviously perverted as possible".
How about a dildo shaped like a Spartan warrior?
Without the spear, I should add, and possible the shield.
So.
How'd you do on your "To Do" list?
Danny - I was really hoping you could help me with the online shopping. You work with money, right?
Mike - can I just have the Spartan warrior? You know which one I want. Thank you.
Sysm - sadly, purple and blue were the big winners.
you are right.
If you'd like to talk to me about our new rate on our home equity loan, I can help with that.
p.s. 6.99% fixed up to 20 years. that's 150 basis points below prime!!
trust me, it would excite you more if you could see me in my chaps while I tell you about it.
There sure is a lot of red on that pie chart.
Nothing would be 50% for me.
Danny - I know it would. I'm imagining that right now.
Bostick - glad someone finally noticed.
BV - and what would be the other 50%?
Maybe you can have some pie instead of cake.
Dark blue! Dark Blue!
(song by jack's Mannequin)
Red is nice too. But Dark Blue... oh dark blue... how I love you.
Signed,
Monkey's Exhausted Human
You ain't the only one with a big ol' red fraction in your pie chart. I wanna do that too. Darn that I have to work! At least the weekend is coming. Heh Heh, I said coming...... ;)
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