Last year nobody was able to get me what I wanted for my birthday. Maybe this year I will Just because I turned 40 last year does not mean I can't turn 35 this year. Time is relative. Ask Einstein. I don't know what that means but it's my birthday so I can say what I want.
Happy birthday to me! Yay!~~
Where's my cake?
51 comments:
Happy, happy, happy birthday, Brooke!
LOVE the new look, btw - glad I could contribute to such a great design :)
How's school going, btw?
happy birthday, brooke :)
Happy Birthday! I hope the day brought you him and all the cool things life has to offer! And, just being alive is a great gift in itself! Hope you're out celebrating in full-on style!!!!
That picture from Tits is not Viggo. For one, he's not cut. And he keeps himself trimmed to a sensitive artiste stubble.
Happy birthday, darlin'.
great. thanks for making me question my sexuality on your birthday. nice job brookelina.
Girlie - thank you! School is going so well! You know how you are always hearing how horrible the first year is and how much better the next year is? It's all true. So be prepared!
Darth - yay for me!
Matt - I'm celebrating in mellow style. Someday my Viggo will come.
Sysm - have you seen Viggo's down under?? Are you saying he's not been to the moile??? Say it ain't so! And how the hell do you know this???
Lisa - thank you! Typical man, so unreliable!
Brando - my pleasure. This is what happens when you put me at the bottom of "the rest of the roll." Next I'll be pointing to an obvious place of your anatomy and laughing in a loud and shrilly manner.
Happy Happy Birthday to you!!! That is some bouquet that tits sent you! :O
brooke,
Just fyi, I could give you a bigger present than the one tits sent you. All I need are the flowers.
Oh, I was so busy being a lecherous douchebag I forgot to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You are one of a kind, my dear. I'll be so young my next birthday they're revoking my driver's license. I love reverse aging.
ah! gah!
sorry brooke. honestly, i don't pay that much attention to my blogroll. to be fair, this is one of only a few sites i actually comment on.
i'll put you on the front page, though.
uh, for the record, most girls on the front page have showed me their tits. i guess i can do a waiver for you.
but, uh, you know, eventually, i will need to see your tits. just sayin.
It's midnight! Happy Birthday, Brooke!
A thousand big, wet smooches to you!
Now go dream of Viggo, naked in a bed of roses.
Also, Todd? Really? I want proof.
Happy Birthday! Now have that cake and eat it too!
Happy birthday to you! YAY! I can make a fantastic cake that I think may even be worthy of your globe-trotting chef-liness. But you're so far away!
In my world it won't be your birthday for roughly 35 minutes. Still, when it arrives Mountain Time, I hope it's jim dandy and Viggo vital.
btw ... no one sent me Scarlett What's-Her-Name back in January when I turned considerably older, so I wouldn't hold my breath on the Viggo thing. BUT ... should you be able to arrange a Scarlett J. thing for me I'll bust my ass to work a Viggo thing for you. But no promises. These celebrity people are very flighty.
you you you are the cake!!!
(and if i could i'd lick some frosting off)
many happy returns of brooke day ms. brooke
Happy 35th Brookelina. You deserve to be spoiled rotten. I hope you had a great day.
Joyeux Anniverssaire! Joyeux Anniverssaire! Joyeux Anniverssaire Brooooke! *cough cough* Joyeux Anniverssaire!
Wish you all the very best!
Fitèna
Happy birfday Ms Wose!
(I am so disturbed that Sysm gave such a vivid description of Viggo's unit.)
MoMo - isn't it fabulous!!!
Todd - a real gentleman would bring his own penis bouquet. I'm just sayin.
Brando - I was just fucking with you sweetie. If you think I am the kind of girl who sends guys pictures of her tits, you are nuts.
We could have sex though.
Tits - that is exactly what I dreamed about, now and forever! And I'm with you on the proof.
Dummy - you know me well!
Jill - maybe next year!
Bill - it would probably help your cause if you actually knew her last name. Girls like that sort of thing.
Billy - I had no idea you were so dirty! Keep it up!
Eglet - we will see what the day brings. I told my monsters the best gift they could give me was the gift of good behavior. HA! Manipulate much?
Fitena - Merci, merci, merci!!!
Flounder - you and me both.
And thank you all. I am now officially going to be late for work.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
I'm going to find something for you, I swear.
Happy Birthday!
Hope it's a great one.
happy 35th!
Happy Birthday Brooke! I hope your birthday wishes come true.
wow
didn't expect to see a penis in those flowers.
Happy Birthday Brookie! We are both 35 now....that rocks! I love the stuff that was sent to you. I always wanted a man to dress up....you are so lucky.
I hope school is going great!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BROOKIE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
happy birthday!
i have no viggo to send you, but if i find one you'll be the first to know.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOKELINA!!!!!
*wheeze*
See, I'm all about yelling that sort of thing at the top of my lungs.
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY BROOKE.
I shot Viggo with a tranquilizer gun and had him rolled up in some carpet, ready to deliver him to you, but as I was loading him into my van somebody told me that kidnapping was (makes fake quote marks with fingers) "against the law"
Fucking spoilsports. I mean, all I asked this guy for was help loading Viggo into the back of my van, not a bunch of highfalutin' legal advice.
Happy Birthday anyways.
* No Viggos were harmed in the writing of this comment
Happy #35(2), Brooke.
Happy birthday to my favorite teacher I never had!
Happy birthday to my favorite blogger in her early 30s.
Here is one of the first pics that comes up when you search for "viggo". I think it's a painting of a dude with a vagina. Either that or a dude with a very small funny shaped penis. I'm not sure.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TOOO YOOOOOOU
HAPPY BIRTH DAY DEAR BROOO-OOOKE
HAPPY BIRTH DAY TOOOO YOOOOOOU
and fuck viggo - i'll nail ya brookiepoo
Happy Birthday, Doll.
Happy happy bitrhday!
Hurrah!
Happy, happy, happy birthday! I hope those kids treated you right today.
All I got you for your birthday is belated comment wishes. Hope your day was a good one!
happy happy birthday brooke!
Maybe next time you should just ask for a dildo :))
Happy Birthday dear! And Tits, you are a genius.
An only slightly belated HBDTY.
Rock 41 like a hurricane, girlfriend. I know you will.
xo,
Syl.
Happy Birthday a day later. I send you cake.
Happy Birthday Brookr!!
The wprld is a better place with you in it.
Happy Birthday Brooke!
Happy Birthday.
happy birthday ms. wose!
HAPPY Birthday!
Happy B Day Brooksteroo.
Happy ( Belated) Birthday Miss Rose. I'll be 41 later this month, but I still feel like a 25 year-old ( no jokes dammit!).
I can't believe I missed this! Happy belated birthday, Brooke! I hope to meet you in person someday and buy you a beer for your birthday!
mmmmpf...happy birthday....mmmpfff..I'm trapped in the cake... let me mmmmpfffout.
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