...according to Tickle.Wild thing, you make our hearts sing. Daring and headstrong, you know that the world is full of all kinds of adventures and possibilities, and you want to try as many of them as possible. Whether you've already met the action hero who's bold enough to join you on your travels, or are still looking for a soul brave enough, you're sure to enjoy the search.
A risk taker by nature, you're not afraid to put yourself on the line, whether you're scaling mountains or falling in love on the first date. Sure, that means you'll get a few bumps and bruises along the way, but for a courageous spirit like you, that's part of the fun. How romantic!
I think this is Tickle's nice way of saying, "Get used to being alone, slut. No wedding bells for you."
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Get out of town! Most guys are afraid of women who are strong and independent. But you'll find one of those rare gems who appreciates you for the amazing person you are. In the meantime, enjoy sluthood. It all ends after the wedding vows...
I think you should write for Tickle...
I heart sluts!
I semi blogged about relationships today. I offended even myself. I should be smacked. *smoothces*
Sluts are the shiznit. ;)
Steve~
But you're our slut Brookie.
And that's something.
If you've decided to use Tickle as your definitive guide to what will be in your future, I'm gonna call you something else besides "slut."
Tell tickle to fuck off with their platitudes and get down with your daring and headstrong self. Which, I might add, is a very sexy self to have, so lots of others are gonna want to get down with it, too.
Just imagine if the test result actually came out and said that.
Hey, I like sluts as much as the next guy, but you're no slut.
Sure, you might embody some of the qualities that make sluttiness so appealing, but you're no slut. You're multi dimensional, like a fine diamond, whose facets cannot be seen all at once.
Definitely not a slut.
Lo Lo - I will do my best to enjoy my sluthood.
DZ - I totally should!
Tits - hooray for sluts!
BV - I will do the smacking if you like. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Steve - I have always wanted to be the shiznit, this is so cool.
Flounder - you always know just what to say.
Miss Syl - what you said!!! Yeah!!
Dummy - that would be so awesome.
Sleepy - sluts aren't multi-dimensional? Good to know!
Brooke - I'm just saying theres so much more to you than sluttiness :)
To label you "slut" would be oversimplifying.
I love you just the way you are.
You're the best, Brookie. Keep being yourself and everything will work itself out.
I'm a slut, and someone married me!
Damnit!
Mine: Cinderella, Snow White — those ladies knew what they were doing. And like these fairy tale heroines, you're a princess at heart who believes that love really does make the world go round. Of course, you're not waiting to be swept off on someone's white horse — you're a modern gal who's not afraid to do a little rescuing yourself.
Independent and confident, you're not about to rely on fate to give you what you want. You've got the drive and spirit to pursue your dreams and find your own destiny. And you're sure to bump into Prince Charming along the way. That's a happy ending!
I know you will find your true love!!
You rock.
So, this will be your true destiny.
Sleepy - I know what you meant, being slutty is just one of my many great qualities. Though you actually have to have sexual contact to be a slut...
Egan - I won't go changin'.
Todd - shouldn't that have happened by now if I'm the best?
Ubie - oh screw you, you can't even convince a computer test that you're a slut.
Neil - you think I can't scale mountains? Ha ha yourself!
Matty - if you can do it, so can I!
my wedding won't have bells. it will have kazoos and washtubs.
tickle knows nothing! nothing, i say!
Fuck Tickle.
If you're into that kinda thing.
Kendra - yeah! Screw Tickle!! Fuck them!! What you said!
Sysm - apparently I am into that sort of thing.
I wanna be a slut too!
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