May I present - my new look. I like it. If you don't like it, keep it to yourself. I'm really not all that interested in your opinion. Unless you like it, of course. Then feel free to express your thoughts. In other words, if you don't have anything nice to say, go fuck yourself.
So instead of actually getting any real work done today, I played around with my new template. I wonder sometimes what I would do with my time if Al Gore hadn't invented the Internet.
Five days 'til my birthday. I'm turning 35.
Shut up.
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40 comments:
love it.
So thin.
I love it. Everything about it.
Ooh! You're so pretty!
Love it! The colour scheme is so easy on the eye.
Nice do. Blue is the colour of bliss.
hey sweetie. my thirtieth is um, two weeks from today. yay, us!
I think it looks great.
I love the new look Ms Wose!
Love the look, and happy birthday! 35 is a great age!!
I love the new look!
Thirty five is the new 25.
i love it! it's so exciting when people redecorate.
it's fab, just like you.
Darth - thank you.
Dan - I seem to have a proclivity for stick figures.
Ms - well thank you!
Tits - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
Chicky - you are the second person to say that. Very cool.
Bill - I was going for that Coastal Living look.
Ginny - yay for Virgos!
Peter - thank you much.
Flounder - we are on for wings at Christmas.
Rramone - I know! I really enjoyed it when I was 35!
Sunshine - so does that mean 41 is the new 31? Cool!
Monkeyhead - yay mom!!
Kendra - I love decorating!!! See, you get it.
Sizz - takes one to know one.
I like the new look. Very beachy. Captures your fun-loving essence.
Also, I'm a Virgo, and coincidentally, I turn 35 this year, too!
I'm, uhh, older. And my birthday makes me a Capricorn with the much appreciated quality of aging backwards, thus we're born old and become increasingly immature as we age. As Nonno says in Williams' The Night of the Iguana, "I will soon be ready to crawl and then to toddle ..."
I started doing that "subtraction birthday" thing several years ago, and now I'm too young to buy liquor.
love love love it
someday you will have to explain how to get the posts higher then the sidebar, I have yet to master that.
Templates are like tattoos, they are super addictive.
i'll just be over here fucking myself.
mmm...fucking
like spence once said of kate: there's not much meat on you, but what there is, is choice (tho he actually said, "cherce").
Well, if you actually looked 41, then yes, you'd really be 31.
But you look 35, so you're really only 25.
At least I'm assuming you look 35.
Ubie - that was exactly the look I was going for. And that is a coincidence!
Bill - I too am aging backwards. It's fabulous.
Todd - it will be quite a while before I get that young. Unless I start subtracting in larger amounts. Hmmmm...
Knitty - I have absolutely no idea. I found this template here, and then I tweaked it to make it my own. Feel free to have at it!
Brandon - so you didn't like my blog then? Harumph! Hey..wait a minute. You're fucking yourself? Can I watch? And take pictures? And by the way, how many times are you going to change your name?
Billy - nice, unfortunately it doesn't really apply to me. The girl in the picture has legs that are about 1/100th the size of mine. But then again, so are her breasts.
Sunshine - actually I've been told that I look like I am in my late 20's. I attribute that to my raging immaturity.
as long as it takes, brooklet.
35th? NOW is celebrating their 39th birthday. again. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51848
Brandon - come on over and slip into something more comfortable.
Darth - I am actually telling people I'm turning 39 - then next year 38 - and so on. However, I thought I'd make a big jump and go for 35 on the blog. Anything to avoid actually being IN my 40's.
excellent.....
Love the new look! And happy almost birthday!
Hey there...I read your birthday events, and did you realize that the pro football hall of fame opened in Canton, Ohio on YOUR BIRTHDAY!?!?! And you LOVE football! How cool is that?
Also, I wrote that I loved your new blog template BEFORE reading this particular post, so thank god I said that I liked it. AND, you can trust that I was telling the truth, not just kissing your ass. :)
Happy "35th" birthday, Brookie! May you forever be 35! ;)
PS. Just looked at that sight you found your template on. Perhaps a change like that will inspire me to liven things up on my blog! I just might go for it.
Any words of caution on how it's done?
Deezee and Dani - thank you!
MoMo - I should have gone for 29! Yay for football! As for words of caution, if you know HTML you'll be fine. It took me all day to do mine up, but I have forgotten more HTML than I can recall ever learning. Go for it, a new do is just the thing to get the creative juices flowing again!
Derrick - it's all yours, Sugartits.
Egan - you're upside down.
Bella Brooksteroo bella, looking great. Man thats the big 35 girl whoa.
crap. I need to know HTML? All I know how to do in HTML is make a link or bold, italicize, etc. the words. Maybe I'll be screwed. But I still might try! :)
Virgo's are damn sexy.
I love the new look -- and, as always, you're gorgeous! ...and, you're a mere baby!
Happy Bday a few days in advance!!!
I like the new look, but does it make my butt look big?
Happy Birthday! Cake for you.
rad. you look so nice in blue!
Thirty five is the
Half way of life but
With you're lifestyle you are just
Lucky to get here.
Lovely new layout. ;0)
Your site is fabulous. I envy your technology-savy mind.
Love it!!!
Happy Early Birthday. Wow - 35. Pretty soon I'll be older than you.
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