Kudos to the has-been never-was who is not afraid to admit to being a dirty old scumbag desperately trying to pick up teenagers in his penis mobile. Bravo to The Hass-Been!
the same people responsible for d.h. are the same ones who wouldn't tell those american idol hopefuls that they can NOT sing. in fact, they shouldn't if they want to save the world.
yeah, that's a great idea. Sing a song and make a video about an older guy (who's a total stranger) trying to get young girls to jump in his car so he can "take them home".
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The never-was is putting out a rap album soon. One more reason to hate rap, as if I needed anymore.
I just have no idea what I just witnessed. My head is spinning in a hasselhoffian jumble of mixed emotions. All I can say is WTF?
Was that real? Was it parody? Was it both?
get naked.
There really is no explanation to the Hasslehoff Phenomenon, but there it is, nevertheless.
FOR. No explanation FOR.
The Hoff is my hero.
i'm suddenly happy my work computer has no speakers attached.
Does he really have a penis-mobile?
Whenever I pull up to a trio of young girls and start asking them, by way of song, to get in my car, they either scream and run or mace me.
the same people responsible for d.h. are the same ones who wouldn't tell those american idol hopefuls that they can NOT sing. in fact, they shouldn't if they want to save the world.
yeah, that's a great idea. Sing a song and make a video about an older guy (who's a total stranger) trying to get young girls to jump in his car so he can "take them home".
That's totally cool.
Loser.
I dont know whats more scary, that the hoff is still making music, or how incredibly popular this song will be in japan
DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF!
I love the smell of Botox in the morning.
I mean hate.
HATE.
That was so horrifying, I couldn't even watch the whole thing. But I'm with Tits- Don't hassle the hoff.
I thought that John Lovitz owned KITT now.
It's amazing the things you can accomplish in this world with a complete lack of shame.
Who needs dignity anyway?
(Actually, I kind of like how shamelessly stupid that whole thing was.)
I love Dan Marino. It's good to see he can sing and dance. See there is life after football. Who needs to sell Isotoner gloves?
bravo! encore! bravo!
*standing ovation*
I, personally, love the high quality of this video. It must have cost him in excess of $50 to make.
Every time I see a "Hoff" video, I think..."Oh Rexy, you're so sexy!"
He is so Rex Manning.
That's 3 minutes I'll never get back. ;-)
This guy scares me.
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