1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I cut my hand open while butterflying a chicken breast. My stupidity earned me eight stitches and huge bragging rights in the male-dominated kitchen I was working in at the time.
2. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
My own home. And a man. And a puppy.
Pretty much in that order.
3. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:23 pm on a Tuesday evening.
4. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
It's a tie between my Easy Bake Oven and my Barbie Camper Van.
5. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
6. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
My mother. I took her dinner order. If I don't get a life soon I'll be answering this question with the words My therapist for the rest of my life.
7. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
I do. I'm a big sissy. Hold me.
8. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Someone completely unworthy.
9. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
All of them. It's where I store all my wisdom. There is no way they are coming out.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Whatever Gerard Butler wears is fine with me.
11. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I like dark hair and light eyes, but that is not set in stone.
12. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
This implies that I am neither. I take offense to this question.
13. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Since when isn't coffee an energy drink?
14. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The hazelnut gelato at Perché No in Florence, Italy.
You said anything.
15. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
The list of possibilities is endless.
16. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
I speak fluent six year old.
17. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
I do I do! I'll pass you a note in study hall and tell you all about him!
18. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
You mean fall in love with someone completely unavailable? Who couldn't return my love? Who would only break my heart and abandon me, leaving me behind in a broken heap? Who would do that to themselves?
19. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
I like to call him names, kick him in the shin, and then run away screeching at the top of my lungs. After which my girlfriends and I giggle wildly and crank call his house.
20. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
The asshole who parks in the illegal spot in front of Wawa everyday making it impossible to turn the corner without driving into oncoming traffic. I hope he gets a hemorrhoid from sitting there.
21. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Many many times. I think it should be a requirement of all American citizens to get the fuck out of this country so that they can see that there is a great big world out there, and that it doesn't revolve around the U.S.
22. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Dimples and six pack abs.
23. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'd like to be made into Angelina Jolie.
24. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I did it for Princess. It's always a good idea to suck up to royalty.
25. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
I'm single and 42. You do the math.
26. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My megawatt smile and razor sharp wit.
27. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I don't understand the question.
28. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
No more than 18 is best.
Oh wait, that's not what you meant...
29. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My mother wanted to name me after my Aunt Fannie. Thank you dad.
30. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
As I stated before, I'm a big sissy. I cry on a fairly regular basis. Sappy commercials. Random acts of kindness. Puppies. Rereading Charlotte's Web. Gerard Butler's abs in 300. Pretty much anything can set me off.
31. ANY BAD HABITS?
Absolutely not. I'm a complete delight.
32. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Absolutely. I'm a complete delight.
33. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
I know lots of famous people.
Oh, you meant do they know me back...
34. DO LOOKS MATTER?
To me? Seriously, is this your first time here?
35. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
I take it out on Todd.
36. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No, I am very wary of whom I trust. This is because I am a rotten judge of character.
37. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
Milkshake. I mean, she's really not talking about her milkshake, now is she.
38. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The last day of school.
39. FAVORITE EXPRESSION?
Shut up!
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19 comments:
shiiiiiiiit- now i am singing that milkshake song!
You are delicious.
Yay, something else to steal for this blogging every day shit.
Easy Bake Oven would have been my favorite toy, too, if my parents hadn't deprived me of the joy known as light bulb cooking.
this is great. if i run out of things to write about (or just get lazy) for nablopomo, i'm gonna use this.
you get scared in the dark? and you're from jersey?
Ditto on #2!!!
I am soooo stealing this.
Hey I have Gerard Butler's home phone if you want it. Did I tell you I'm scots and Gerard is my 2nd cousin?
hehehe I love fucking with minds.
We explained Milkshake to our professor when that song was popular my freshman year in college.
And we were all, "well, it's frothy..."
And her mouth drops open and she's like, "Oh that is nasty..."
Easy Bake Oven! Ding! Oh man, I loved that! I mean, I loved when one of the neighborhood girls had one.
And I'm just going to assume you're kidding about Buffy.
I didn't comment on this?
I thought I commented on this.
So, are all three of your remaining teeth part of your winning smile, or only the two white ones?
18. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
You mean fall in love with someone completely unavailable? Who couldn't return my love? Who would only break my heart and abandon me, leaving me behind in a broken heap? Who would do that to themselves?
I would. I would do that to myself. And I did. Oh the humanity. If I had only come here first it could have all been so different. Sigh.
Sizz - we can do a duet. I doomed myself to singing this nonstop as well.
Tits - and good for you!
Todd - you owe me.
Pants - how could they! Those Mormons!
Dan - it was just an excuse to get someone to hold me.
Valley Girl - that's pretty much entire wish list as of now. Later on I'll add a pony.
Hyper - don't fuck with me, man. I'm from Jersey.
Justin - wait, is there even more to this than I even realized?
Bone - don't be dissing Buffy or you'll never get a cupcake out of me.
Ubie - bite me.
Jeeze, this is way too long. I'm overwhelmed. I'm just glad that you and I can drink coffee together and hang out in Canada to make fun of Americans who think that they need Red Bull. Or something like that.
Scarlet:
I have a first-grade daughter. The milkshake song has been her favorite since she was about three. Am I a bad mother?
P.S. Can I steal this quiz for my site????
I may do this myself. I had some excellent notions as I went through this. However ...
39? What is it with the Web that it's so obsessed with quantity? Like, 9 wouldn't do? I don't do most of these things because they're so damn long!
The Internet is about short attention spans. Does no one understand this?
End rant. Sorry.
It's NOT about a milkshake? Then what? She SAYS milkshake!
Ack! I'm a few days behind! Thanks for doing this. I love love love your memes!
I think I like you even more than before... ;)
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