Wednesday, July 04, 2007

10 Places I Have Been Kissed

An elevator in the Eiffel Tower

The upper deck of the Manly Ferry

On the coast of the Whitsunday Islands

A bathroom in Salzburg Austria

The Sydney Opera House - during an opera

On Las Ramblas in Barcelona

Half-time at an Aussie Rules football game

Jim Morrison's grave

The boardwalk - and beaches - of the Jersey Shore (I should hope so)

A cheap Baltimore hotel (OK not such an exciting venue, but the kiss is worth mentioning)

38 comments:

Sizzle said...

those are some good places to be kissed.

what's kissing like? i forgot. ;)

Mone said...

If it's a good kisser you'll always remember!

...looking out the window dreaming about great past kissers :)

flounder said...
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flounder said...

Under the boardwalk?
Down by the sea?
On a blanket with your baby?
Is that where you be?

Blastin said...

Well, I got kissed under the Eiffel tower, at 4 am. Because going up the tower is boring and slow. And Montmartre, where I've also been kissed, has a much better view. (Sticks out tongue and runs away giggling.)

Heh.

Dan said...

Can you be kissed on a blog? mwuah.

Anonymous said...

That is very romantic. I couldn't blog about this. Mine would be like, "in front of 9th grade homeroom, in a bed, in a car, etc" That probably wouldn't make for an exciting blog.

Anonymous said...

any time you are kissing on the site of a rock god's grave, you are cool.

Does it count that I dug up Kurt Cobain and kissed him over his coffin?

dizzy von damn! said...

you have had so many adventures. i am jealous.

Nance said...

And were these by 10 different people? Inquiring minds...!

Scarlet Hip said...

Sizz - I forgot too. Hence this post to inspire me to go out and find someone to smooch.

Mone - feel free to share!

Flounder - I have indeed kissed under the boardwalk. Oh the memories...

Justin - yes but it wasn't with me, so you were clearly missing out.

Dan - mwuah!

Scarlet Hip said...

NayNay - oh come on, share.

Danny - I hope you had the courtesy to put him back.

Kendra - adventures in kissing! That may have to be the name of my new blog. You will get credit.

Nance - actually no. One guy for the ferry and bathroom - two different countries!, one for the tower and grave, one for the opera and the football. The rest were assorted.

egan said...

These are all very good places. Will there be a follow up list with actual "locations"? wink wink.

Hypersonic said...

10 PLACES I HAVE BEEN KISSED:

- My lips

- My foot

- My hand

- My elbow

- My left eye

- My knee

- My belly

- My nose ( the tip)

- My ear

- My ankle

Ther...I bet you thought I was gonnea be a dirty-birdie!

Scarlet Hip said...

Egan - I did give locations! Are you looking for more details? Pervert.

Hyper - elbow? Really?

Anonymous said...

I too have been kissed during an Opera at the Opera House... it wasn't you was it? Noooo, I'm sure I would remember that... was it you?

Scarlet Hip said...

Do you have wandering hands and taste like peppermint Schnapps?

yournamehere said...

but have you been kissed under the golden arches?

Scarlet Hip said...

I have. In Paris, as a matter of fact.

Wait, did you mean that as some obscure sexual reference?

jiggs said...

I am jealous of the places you have been kissed.

Naynayfazz said...

Seriously... in front of my 9th grade homeroom, in a bed, in a car, oh... and on a ferry to NYC the other day. Does that count as romantic? :)

Blastin said...

You should have seen the girl in Cannes. Not as "mature" as dear Brooke. In fact, there's a picture on my blog currently. Scroll down...

megabrooke said...

what great places to be smooched!!

Scarlet Hip said...

Jiggs - take me away somewhere and I'll kiss you too. With tongue and everything.

Justin - I don't like the way you put "mature" in quotation marks like that.

Brookem - hello Brooke! Smooching is good.

Sysm said...

Cracker Barrel restaurant gift shop.

Parking lot behind a Kingdom Hall of the Jehovah's Witnesses.

In a tree 100 feet off of the ground.

Moving car, driving.

Job interview

Other than that, garden variety, I'd guess.

Spinning Girl said...

11. A spot I cannot actually reach by myself

Dan-E said...

when i read the title of your post, i thought you were gonna list parts of your body. but then everyone knows i'm a perv so never mind.

Blastin said...

It's our running joke, Brooke. Isn't it funny? "Mature!" Like Bruce Willis.

Ubermilf said...

Nobody kisses me because I bite.

egan said...

Yes, I'm a pervert. Now, are you going to answer or not? I won't be pushy any longer.

ChickyBabe said...

Quite an Aussie theme here :).

Maddie said...

The last place I was kissed smelled like pee and it wasn't a bathroom.

jungle jane said...

I hope you weren't wearing naff white shoes like the lady in your pic with the broken leg?

Scarlet Hip said...

Sysm - Jehovah's Witnesses. Kinky.

Spinning Girl - KINKY!

Dan - and this is why I attached the label that I did. Ha.

Justin - some day you will be old and some young chick will taunt you and then I'll laugh at you. From the grave no doubt.

Ubie - I would think that would be a perfect reason to kiss you.

Egan - what was the question again?

Chicky - have I ever mentioned how much I love Aussie men?

Pants - I have absolutely no idea how to respond to that. Oh wait, I do. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Jane - every. single. time.

NotCarrie said...

I now want to make my own list!

Hypersonic said...

The elbow is an extremely sensitive erogenous zone for men, it's much more sensitive and gives more pleasure than a bj...or maybe I've just had crappy bjs!

Bone said...

I started to do a list of my own, but it began with "A dressing room in Old Navy" and I figured I'd not embarrass myself any further.

Anonymous said...

boy, your average kiss is like, two continents sexier than mine...