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| What Brooke Means |
B is for Bubbly R is for Refreshing O is for Outrageous O is for Optimistic K is for Kinky E is for Enchanting |
I love that not only are my girlie bits named for food - appropriate since I used to be a professional chef - but I once wrote a post called "Breakfast of Champions" as well (see sidebar). Ok fine, it's a Kurt Vonnegut novel, but I still come up on page three of Google searches for that phrase. Suck it Kurt!
29 comments:
What do you call a girl who doesn't know the difference between a blowjob and a baloney sandwich?
My next lunch date.
Hey, I've always heard that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Now I believe it.
You come up with the most random things!!
I want someone to eat my girl parts for breakfast.
Does it count as stealing if I gave you credit?
Also, your boobies names are much cuter than my boobies names.
I don't have boobies. Well, not that you can tell. And I don't have girl bits. But I do have a name!
Bill kinda sucked so I went with William which, while not practical, is the version I prefer. And I got this:
W is for Wise
I is for Intense
L is for Lively
L is for Luscious
I is for Intelligent
A is for Amorous
M is for Magical
Oooo ... amorous and magic. I had no idea!
btw ... I'm putting that in my personals ad: "Lively, wise man with amorous and magical personality, seeks pretty much anyone."
Which one is dinner and which is dessert?
And, also, where is lunch?
My lady parts are called "clamburger". Breakfast of champions is a good name too. Though I would prefer the name, "appetizer of champions"
I think I need a cold shower after this post and knitty kitty's comment. Slurp slurp. :-)
my boobs are named Bambi and Thumber?!?
WTF is that supposed to mean?
I want to name my own ladybits, and I name them "Awesome Blossom."
My breasts I shall name "Flopsy and Mopsy."
My boobies are Thunder and Lighting. I kinda dig that.
blogthings obviously knows i have sworn off sex this year, as it aptly named my girlparts "the boneyard."
Todd - I can't begin to tell you how much I believe it too.
Kitty - you shouldn't have a problem making that happen.
Melissa - all boobie names are cute. There's no discrimination.
Bill - you forgot Luscious!
Princess - the names are interchangeable. As for lunch, it's somewhere in the middle.
Jiggs - but I do prefer it in the morning. Ahem.
NayNay - see, I knew she'd have no trouble finding someone to take care of her needs.
Mone - from the Disney movie Bambi - didn't they have that in Germany? Those are actually quite adorable names.
Ubie - I had a friend in Australia who used to call me his Dainty Little Blossom. Now you've ruined that name for me.
TJ - that is so much cooler than Dessert and Dinner.
Kendra - I literally burst out laughing in front of my monsters when I read your comment. That is sheer brilliance.
I now feel incredibly compelled to title all my posts the names of Great American Novels so that they show up in Google Searches along with the classics. But it feels so...wrong. Sort of like a violation of some Sacred Oath of English Teachers. I can just see it now..."Starting My Period at School Sucks: My Red Badge of Courage".
My boobs are Venus and Serena. I'll have to do my name later as it is time to leave the salt mine.
Oh my! The name of your girl part is quite titillating. I'm titillated.
What Monkey Means
M is for Moral
O is for Optimistic
N is for Nutty
K is for Kind
E is for Enjoyable
Y is for Yummy
Übermilf's boobies have given me craving for Beatrix Potter.
My femine side is "Bitchcake"
Toby is
T is for Thoughtful
O is for Optimistic
B is for Bouncy
Y is for Young
Well I guess I can't partake in these. Since I don't have any girl parts. And don't have any man boobs yet.
My boobs are called Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding. I find them both insufferable. Does this mean I should have surgery?
This is a cute post. Are you kinky? Is this something we should advertise more? Guys like the kink. Breasts as food, mmm.
F is for Flirtatious
L is for Luscious
O is for Overwhelming
U is for Unreal
N is for Nice
D is for Daredevil
E is for Easy
R is for Romantic
Yeah RIGHT!
Thank you for telling me about Blog Rolling. I owe you a piece of cake.
My girl parts are named The Cock Pit.
God, I wish.
Wait, but I thought Kurt stole that title from you?!?!? No?
Anyway I like what your name means better than mine.
What Matty Means
M is for Mellow
A is for Adaptable
T is for Tough
T is for Timeless
Y is for Yummy
Perfect! I gotta go see what kind of buffet I generate ...
Nance - if you don't use that title, I will.
Toby - those names seem fitting for your man boobs.
Monkey - I misread your "N" for nudity, and I found myself quite titillated myself. In fact, I get titillated just saying the word titillated!
Oh, and I have missed you so!
Toby - so that means your man boobs are bouncy. That's hot. I'll be calling you Bitchcake from now on.
Bone - that didn't stop Toby. Come on, name your parts.
Ok I guess with Bone, you already did.
Tinabellina - just don't have them wacked!
Egan - I'm totally kinky, but I keep it on the down low. That's what makes it all the kinkier.
Flounder - I've never found you so attractive as I do right now. Take me!
BV - I never refuse cake. Ever. Just ask my thighs.
Pants - I wish too! I mean for me. Not for you. Not that I don't want you getting any. I just want to get some for myself ....you know what I mean.
Matty - you need a do-over on that one. And yes, Kurt gets all his good stuff from me. Not his drugs of course, just his writing ideas.
Spinnerina - well? I'm waiting!
"Tuna Taco"
WTF!?!?!?!?!?
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