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Wild Rose Hip (aka: Scarlet Hip): the pomaceous fruit of the wild rose plant. The stems of the wild rose are prickly, but its hips are not.
35 comments:
I'd tap that.
I know what Dilf's wearing for me on Fantasy Night.
I've been waiting for this movie for soooo long. Too bad it's not going to premiere here in Brazil anytime soon.
They had anabolic steroids and an Ab Roller in ancient Greece? No way!
I've seen previews (somewhere - can't remember where) and the film effects look AWESOME. (which only further enhance the hot bods!)
It's amazing what digital effects can do!
Spinning Girl - I saw him first.
Ubie - make sure he gets the abs to go with the lion cloth.
Hyper - you can come up here and we'll go together.
Flounder - say what you will, the man looks like a god.
MoMo - I read that it's incredibly gory, but in a very artsy way. Who cares? Look at that body!
Rich - jealous?
That puts the 'mo in homoerotic.
You got that funny feeling in your pants, didn't you?
Babling Brooke:
I'd hit that.
yyyyyyummmy!
now thats a valentine just for me :)
Leezer - me first.
Matty - my point exactly.
Mone - no no no, that's mine. Get your own.
Mr. Gay Porn Site administrator, what have you done with Brooke?
And I thought it was only us guys who are shallow... ;-)
Todd - if this guy is gay then I'm killing myself.
Rrramone - oh honey! I freely admit to being as shallow as a kiddie pool! I revel in my shallowness!
I saw an ad for that movie tonight ... you sure that's not a cartoon? A very artsy, digitized one, but a cartoon? Maybe they used an actual model as the template or whatever. But it sure looked animated to me.
Of course, once I see what the pixel babes look like, maybe I'll have a hankering for some animated ... well, you know. Just sayin'...
Doh! Ok, so I checked IMDb and see it's a Frank Miller thing ...
you'd be such a good harem girl.
Yes. He is worth the trip if the cheesy, Lord-of-the-Rings-esque trailer is a little off-putting. Actually, seeing as how this is based ancient history (if maybe legendary ancient history), I find the plot itself intriguing.
Though not quite as intriguing as those shoulders.
I wonder....
"Will my milkshake bring that boy to my yard???"
Yeah I agree...I am there also.
callie
And yet, I read the title of this as "If This is Sport Bra," confirming my gut feeling that I am barely functionally literate.
Hey! Are you asking me out on a date? :o)
Yes, have some! oh yeah!
Rome if you want to... Rome around his abs.
See, the problem is that he would only have had sex with you rarely, top produce kids, the restof the time he'd be diddling his Spartan buddies
Bill - you answered your own question, you don't need me here.
Jiggs - thank you! You just provided me with tonight's sexual fantasy.
Janet - did you just diss the Lord of the Rings?!?! Shame on you!
Callie - I'd use just about anything to bring that boy to my yard.
Tina - it's the hormones. We love you anyway.
Hyper - you would fly here from Brazil for a date?
Notcarrie - right?!?!
Egan - yeah baby. And love the B-52's reference.
Phoenix - see you're just mean.
Mmmmm. Package.
Those abs are SOOOOO a prosthetic, anyhow. I hope it doesn't slip off while we're bumpin', and make that embarrassing squelching noise.
I'm glad you got it Brooke. Now I have 39 things to learn about you and two hours of Jack to watch.
Hey! I'm desperate! *damn* wait, wait that didn't come out well..shit! OK forget the whole thing...
I'm sorry my historical accuracy is mean. LOL
Kris - now all it needs is a bow.
Spinning Girl - you touch him and you and I are gonna have words.
Egan - Jack rules! Too bad he doesn't have abs like this.
Hyper - desperate is not a word you want to use when asking a woman out.
Phoenix - screw history! I just want the man with that body.
I came across your blog when I was compelled to do that google search for "Brooke needs" - my name is Brooke as well. Thought some of your stuff was hilarious - but the Brooke Bond Red Rose tea got me - I grew up in Canada and loved that stuff (not the tea so much, but the tiny porcelain figure contained in each box). I'm now in Florida too...
I came across your blog when I did that google search for "Brooke needs" - (obviously my name is Brooke as well). Thought some of your stuff was hilarious - but the Brooke Bond Red Rose tea got me - I grew up in Canada and loved that stuff (not the tea so much, but the tiny porcelain figure contained in each box). I live in Florida now too. Brookes rock!
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