The outcome of the election has made it clear that I've angered the Lord. And like Abraham, I now know I must sacrifice one of my children to appease Him. I pick this one.
"Those fucking homosexuals and sexual privacy freaks who don't want the government in their bedroom kicked my daddy out of his job! I hate them! I hate them!"
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I'm Rick Santorum and my family has many things in common with the American people. Not the least of which is they hate me.
i like this one, where son of santorum gives the country the finger :))
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"I wish my mom wouldn't stick her finger so far up my ass. It hurts."
Happy Armagedon Bitches!
I want my Golden Goose, and I want it NOW!
Little House No Longer on the Prairie?
Oooo, I like Janet's upfront approach.
"None of us have ever had a conversation with a black person."
The outcome of the election has made it clear that I've angered the Lord. And like Abraham, I now know I must sacrifice one of my children to appease Him. I pick this one.
yay ducklet!
my suggestion:
"this doll is biting my nipple AND wearing my dress!"
"Wait'll mom tells dad I'm pregnant."
Oh no! Not a Democratic Congress!
"Are the fake poeple made of wax behind me gone yet? THey're scaring me! PLease god make them go away!"
...and then the voters of AMerica gave the little fat girl her wish.
please tell me that that daughter in the front is dressing up early for thanksgiving. wtf with the pilgrim outfit? and that face!?
Oh my God, are you kidding me? That photo looks totally posed for humor effect. I would never have guess it's real. (I got no caption for you.)
"Wilma Whiner: The Final Winner to Find a Golden Ticket in a Wonka Bar."
This girl (and her strange, Roald Dahl-esque family) looks like a perfect candidate for a special demise created by the one and only Willy Wonka.
Okay, I'll try...
"Oh golly! My brother is in shock knowing his chances of being a page are gone now!"
Eh, weak, but I tried. :)
You're all winners!
Enjoy your nothing.
Thank you!!
we're ALL winners? what the fuck is this, kindergarden?
I am laughing too hard to write a caption. That face is too fucking priceless.
::speechless::
yay! I won, but I didn't even play! yay!
Here's a caption:
The Santorum's policy of only letting their children go to the bathroom once a day finally bites them.
yay! winnner!
"I can't believe they are making me dress like this and carry this dumb doll like I'm a little child! I'm 16 for God's sake."
"Those fucking homosexuals and sexual privacy freaks who don't want the government in their bedroom kicked my daddy out of his job! I hate them! I hate them!"
I loved every caption I've read here and have nothing to add, but my pee, as I laugh uncontrollably.
I declare Monkey's urine the winner.
Dolly gets mad when people make fun of daddy....REALLY MAD.
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