His father is one twisted son-of-a-bitch. Look up "Hutton Gibson" for more background.
I'm not letting the guy off the hook, but if your parents teach you a bigoted belief system, chances are that some of it will stick.
Don't get me wrong. Mel's an asshat. A grown-ass man should know better. But it seems that he was brought up to be an asshat. And he hasn't really hurt anybody. Just his own rep.
As mentioned, neither Mel nor Russel are Canadian ... but you know, Jesus was! I bet you didn't know that. That marriage at Cana? That water wasn't just turned into wine, it was turned into wine from the Okanagan in B.C.
Theologians and historians have known this for years.
This would have been more shocking if it had been DEBBIE Gibson getting pulled over for a DUI and launching into an anti-semitic tirade ....But then again, the rest of the world is probably not as Debbie Gibson obsessed as I am.
Egan lives in Seattle and rides a bicycle while wearing a Speedo. He also enjoys examining urinals and being an agressive pedestrian. He is also a Taurus.
Turn ons include: clean toilets, odd nicknames and people who properly yield the right of way.
Turn offs include: Sticky residue, bad coffee and uncomfortable bike seats.
Meanwhile, it's nice to hear that in the wake of his "I own Malibu!" remark, someone's put up a sign en route to town that says "Melibu." Hollywood Jews are funny! (Must be something in their horns...)
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello..
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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Not to mention realizing he insulted His mom.
I would pay top dollar to see Mel and Russel Crowe square off in a battle for "Most Drunken Canadian Celebrity."
Seriously, I'll pay someone here a dollar if they can set that up.
Well, I can set it up, but neither of them are Canadian so it's gonna cost more than a dollar.
Imagine how he'll react to finding out that the Last Supper was a Passover seder.
My money is on Crowe. He's got youth and anger - and that big bumpy thing between his eyes.
Uh... either you mean his nose, or you're really looking in the wrong place.
his playboy interview still amazes me, esp. since I don't even read it for the articles.
http://lippard.blogspot.com/2005/12/mel-gibson-on-evolution-women-and.html
Crazy drunk Jew-hating motherfucker.
He was a sexy motherfucker in "The Road Warrior".
His father is one twisted son-of-a-bitch. Look up "Hutton Gibson" for more background.
I'm not letting the guy off the hook, but if your parents teach you a bigoted belief system, chances are that some of it will stick.
Don't get me wrong. Mel's an asshat. A grown-ass man should know better. But it seems that he was brought up to be an asshat. And he hasn't really hurt anybody. Just his own rep.
Sysm gots a dirty mouth tonight.
As mentioned, neither Mel nor Russel are Canadian ... but you know, Jesus was! I bet you didn't know that. That marriage at Cana? That water wasn't just turned into wine, it was turned into wine from the Okanagan in B.C.
Theologians and historians have known this for years.
is mel preparing for a role in the upcoming re-make of grizzlie adams?
ozzies rock my nozzies!
anti-semitism is the worst kind of semitism
this is how we breeds them in Loztralia. not really.
Mel is getting ready to play Saddam Hussein in a feel-good comedy aboutgreed and genocide.
There is a chance he's as batshiat crazy as his old man. That stuff does run in the blood according to the Duke brothers.
This would have been more shocking if it had been DEBBIE Gibson getting pulled over for a DUI and launching into an anti-semitic tirade ....But then again, the rest of the world is probably not as Debbie Gibson obsessed as I am.
Thank you for that...I've been saying that for days now.
I like Sleepdog's version better.
Bill, I just swam in the Okanagan and it sure didn't taste like wine. Jesus' work is shoddy.
he looks like charlie manson.
I wish I could grow that kind of facial hair. I get almost nothing on above the lip...
Brooke, thank you for the much-needed laugh.
Two words for you: HOT MESS
I loved Mad Max.
Mad Mel's an idiot, though.
Illusions shattered again. Oh well...
Wait, Jesus was a Jew? Am I supposed to be going to church Sunday AND Saturday?
Not only was he a Jew, but he was a teacher too! And in Judaism teacher means rabbi. I am just loving the irony here.
Mel, you are so fucked.
Mel shaved off that beard, leaving only a square mustache behind.
Jail time usually starts drawing on the face the madness within.
He looks about as screwed as I've figured he is all along.
These are awesome comments - I'm with FOM - but I'd like to see a little Nick Nolte action in the mix.
Awesome.
They are both AUSTRAILIAN!!
He looks like "Prison bound" Saddam in that pic.
This is one of my favorite blogs. Each day I read every post over and over again. I use it as my homepage too because I can't get enough of your blog.
I may have set some sort of blog record by commenting on this blog over 400 times on one post. I'm very proud of my accomplishments on this very blog.
Who am I?
Egan, I'm going to say what every woman is taught to say from birth...
"Well, if you don't know then I'M not going to tell you!"
Egan lives in Seattle and rides a bicycle while wearing a Speedo. He also enjoys examining urinals and being an agressive pedestrian. He is also a Taurus.
Turn ons include: clean toilets, odd nicknames and people who properly yield the right of way.
Turn offs include: Sticky residue, bad coffee and uncomfortable bike seats.
Ubie, you know me way too well. I'm not sure where you get that insider information, but I'm very impressed.
Loz, so true. I appreciate the insight.
Reading comprehension was always a strength of mine, meerkat.
Ubie, it's as if you read my blog or something.
Mom please make the scary man go away?
Meanwhile, it's nice to hear that in the wake of his "I own Malibu!" remark, someone's put up a sign en route to town that says "Melibu." Hollywood Jews are funny! (Must be something in their horns...)
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello..
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
For Nick: Ba DUM BUMP
For Egan: It's my burden in life to bear.
I just sent that joke to every teacher I know.
Poor poor poor Mel.
Great joke!
That is a wicked joke Nick.
God works through me.
No Mel, Jesus turned water into wine, not water into tequila.
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