I've been watching old westerns so I can't help thinking of this as the return of the schoolmarm to her natural setting. Or unnatural, depending on how you feel about it.
You'll do great. You should get some foul looking beast, like a rabid wolverine or something, and put it in a cage. If they misbehave, threaten to open the cage.
First poke the wolverine with a stick, though, for effect.
I was such a bad kid. You would have hated having me as student. My teachers were forever sending me to the principal, counselor, coach or simply forcing me to stand in the garbage can.
Please make sure there are enough lefty scissors in your class. My classes never had enough and I ended up becoming a comedian, mostly because of that...
I certainly hope you have a bun(s). By the way, if you do the wolverine thing that Ubie suggests don't forget to stick a finger up its bum first. I recently took my cat to the vet and it's astonishing at the response you get. It will be a memorable moment for all.
Here's hoping you can hold onto your brain (especially like that part of you, along with all that goes with it). Wearing your super uniform to school might help. Thinking good thoughts...
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Go get 'em, tiger.
you rule the school brooke and I'm sure they will love you.
Good luck, Ms. Wose.
I've been watching old westerns so I can't help thinking of this as the return of the schoolmarm to her natural setting. Or unnatural, depending on how you feel about it.
Have fun! Hope it's a good year.
Luck! Luck! Lots of it.
Here's an apple for the teacher.
Go knock 'em dead, baby.
best of luck, brooke! (darth jr. doesn't start til NEXT week..he's actually looking forward to it, wtf?)
Good luck Brooke.
I wish I'd had a teacher like you, I might've gotten good grades.
I hope all your kids are as polite as they tell me mine are.
(follow?)
wish you luck? don't you really mean "pray for the kids?"
(kidding. good luck.)
LOADS. BEAUCOUP. LOTS. OF. LUCK!
Fitèna
Bill thinks you have a bun.
Do you have a bun? Or just buns?
You'll do great. You should get some foul looking beast, like a rabid wolverine or something, and put it in a cage. If they misbehave, threaten to open the cage.
First poke the wolverine with a stick, though, for effect.
already? whatever happened to Labor Day being the marker of school starting?
Have fuuuuuuuuun!
All I can say is - THANK GOD!
The boy is 15 and I am sooo over the togetherness, can't wait for school to start.
good luck!
how funny- first day of school, first day of full time work for me. feels similar to me. i should have bought a back to work/school outfit!
Go show them who's the boss. Whip them in to shape. Mold their little minds.
Good luck. I went back two weeks ago teaching special ed. I hope your days back go better then mine did.
who needs luck when you've got skill.
you will whip those kidlets into wose approved children.
good luck!
I hope that your day was great Ms Wose!
Good luck.
Good luck, SMG. Never let 'em see ya sweat.
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I hated the first day of school like R.Kelly hates girls over fifteen.
Nice one Todd.
Hope you had a great day.
LUCK!
How did it go?!?!!?!?
I was such a bad kid. You would have hated having me as student. My teachers were forever sending me to the principal, counselor, coach or simply forcing me to stand in the garbage can.
I meant to shine.
Please make sure there are enough lefty scissors in your class. My classes never had enough and I ended up becoming a comedian, mostly because of that...
oh, happy day! I hope it was wonderful, and I'm sure it was since you've been planning like a madwoman lately!
I always loved and hated the first day as a kid. But I was more focused on seeing what kids would be in my class!
good luck.
I certainly hope you have a bun(s). By the way, if you do the wolverine thing that Ubie suggests don't forget to stick a finger up its bum first. I recently took my cat to the vet and it's astonishing at the response you get. It will be a memorable moment for all.
BTW - Why are you starting school three weeks before Labor Day? That's just wrong!
(Belated) Luck. Hope you survived, first days back are a bugger.
What? Its onlythe middle of August. School doesn't start her until after Labor Day. WTF?
the first day would always blow monkey bananas.
you'd get there and all the floors of the school were polished and they had that "school smell" air freshner.
i always wanted to scrape up the floorwax and dump raw sewage all over the floors to make it smell like the last day of school again.
Ha! You don't need luck if you have a Trapper Keeper™.
Or that's what the mullet-wearing Lord of Darkness told me when he met me at the crossroads in front of your school last night.
Help...me...
(and good luck, B)
Yah, I'm in the school shouldn't start before Labor Day camp too.
you don't need luck, you've got skill!
You can do it!! Sorry summer is over.....have fun and take care!
SO?????? I'm dying to know how it went!!
Hope things are going well. Peace be with you.
Egan's writing from church.
Peace be with you, too.
Put some damn clothes on, Speedo Freak!
So have you abandoned your erudite readers in favour of squalling, ill-bred students?
Or are they cuter than we are?
A person might almost get the idea that you had a real job and actual responsibilities.
:-)
Ubie, is it wrong to miss Brooke's online presence? Church is a cool place, but the band The Church is even better. Brooke, how was school yo?
It's been a whole week. Are you sleeping in?
goodness. i hope they let Brooke out alive... send us a sign Brooke!
I wonder what delights the year will bring... Have a great one! :)
Here's hoping you can hold onto your brain (especially like that part of you, along with all that goes with it). Wearing your super uniform to school might help. Thinking good thoughts...
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