Thursday, July 06, 2006

Where Are You?


You are in a tropical rainforest yet a stone's throw from the urban jungle. Where you sleep in a tree but enjoy everyday modern conveniences. Where excessive drinking is encouraged and sleep is optional. It must be heaven, because where else can you do your laundry with a pony?

**7/7/06 - WhiteBoyBob got it right, or close enough. He guessed Queensland, which is where the famous Treehouse Hostel is. From the looks of these pictures, it hasn't changed a bit since I was there in the 90's. For Bob's prize, I am going to head over to his site and flash his blog. I hope it's good for him.

42 comments:

egan said...

Damn that's a big doggie. I love how you fold your clothes. It's very hot. I'm going to guess Italy just for fun.

Captain Beefheart said...

There's something overly intimate about airing your smalls in front of a pony

thephoenixnyc said...

Must be Mexico.

Hmmmm.

Scarlet Hip said...

Egan - that is not a doggie. And it's not Italy. Dork.

Beefy - he didn't seem bothered by it. I don't think I was his first.

Phoenix - hmmmm indeed. Nope, never been to Mexico. Wanna take me?

flounder said...

A hot girl?

A donkey?

A "laundromat"?

You are in a bestiality film made in Tijuana.

All that is missing is the pizza guy.

Thérèse said...

Well sure, but can it fold? I wonder if that pony can fold.

yournamehere said...

Damn, you are hot when you do the laundry.

Maddie said...

Dammit! I want to do pony laundry!

Ps. Love your new look!

egan said...

Dammit, you're hot when you do the ....

(shit, I can't type it)

~d said...

Holla-n like therese-can the pony fold?
I will guess:
Bermuda.

Scarlet Hip said...

Flounder - it's a pony. And you are so going to hell.

Therese - I never thought to ask him. At least he didn't eat my clothes.

Todd - you should see me wash dishes!

Pants - I'd like to do pony laundry again too, that was such a long time ago.

Egan - on no, please finish that thought.

~d - nope! Never been there either! Damn, I haven't been a lot of places...

babyjewels said...

Hey, isn't that the little guy Egan used to use in his "show". I miss Tiajuana. And the way Egan would cry afterwards.

Hi Brooke!

Zing Egan. Heh heh.

Anonymous said...

Did your clothes smell of eau de pack horse?

I'm guessing Queensland somewhere?

egan said...

BabyJ, don't make me squeeze your hand really hard when I meet you in October. Yes, this is a preemptive threat.

Brooke, I can't complete that thought for fear of the retaliation.

Bill said...

Ponies at the laundromat! Thank you for opening that small window into the 21st century.

JillWrites said...

Uh, should I just go for the obvious answer here?

yournamehere said...

I don't think my heart could handle a picture of you doing the dishes. Or...I have to catch my breath before I type this...using the vaccum cleaner.

Oh god, I have to take a cold shower this instant.

Anonymous said...

Didn't you say you used to live in Sydney? I vote for Sydney, or just outside Sydney in the treehouse/rainforest section.

Sysm said...

Everything in life is better with a pony.

With one exception.

Sysm said...

BTW: Your non-chalant look, and the whiskey short behind you, make this my favorite picture of the year.

jiggs said...

With that description, I can only assume that you mean that I'm at the party in my pants.

Mone said...

I guess you are at the county fair!
I've never done my clothes there...

Scarlet Hip said...

BabyJ - and did you notice Egan didn't even recognize him? Poor little pony. Used and tossed aside.

WBB - ding ding ding! You win the prize. It is indeed Queesland. A shame I didn't come up with a prize first, huh.

Egan - we were just talking about you.

Bill - actually this picture is from the 20th century, but it's good you are paying attention.

Jill - go for it.

Todd - I am going to vacuum today, just for you. Keep in mind that this picture is a bit dated, meaning there is more junk in the trunk since it was taken.

Sunny - close but a bit north!

Sysm - I agree wholeheartedly, and I thank you for the compliment. I lived in that shirt during my travels.

Jiggs - you can fit a pony in your pants. I'm seriously impressed.

Mone - I've always wanted to go to a county fair!!

~d said...

Arizona

Ubermilf said...

Am I too late to guess? Damn my broken keyboard!

Anonymous said...

Yay! I won, I won.

Thank you for displaying your vast..........tracts of land (name the movie that quote is from and you win a prize) on my blog. It didn't half brighten up the place.

PS I deleted the comment above as I didn't realise I was posting comments as my wife (she had left herself logged in).

Spinning Girl said...

Are hostels hostile?

Scarlet Hip said...

~d - close, begins with an A.

Anita - you make it sound like pooping everywhere is a bad thing. As for did I take a lover (lovah!) - I ask you, does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

Ubie - it's really shameful that Dilf didn't get you a keyboard in a more timely manner.

WBB - I am very glad you cleared that up as I am quite afraid of your wife now. My guess....a Monty Python movie?

Spinning - only if you don't like meeting hot men with accents.

Anonymous said...

Awww she's just a big pussycat.

It is a Monty Python movie. For an extra ten points can you name which one?

jiggs said...

when there is a party in my pants, anything is possible.

matty said...

Do ponies make you fold along the creases or are they more relaxed about that sort of thing? Just wondering.

I wish someone would flash my blog!

jungle jane said...

How does the horse get into the treehouse? surely his little hooves slip off the trunk?

Captain Beefheart said...

Holy Grail, Batman!

And everybody knows ponies wear spiked running shoes to climb trees

Ubermilf said...

It's not Holy Grail. Isn't it "Meaning of Life," where that guy gets mauled by a tiger?

"It's just a flesh wound."

Ubermilf said...

Oh, you mean the "tracts of land."

Yeah... "Let's not quibble about who killed who..."

Janet said...

I am guessing that any Tide aromas used in that load were cancelled out the moment they hit the air.

Lovely. But, uh, pizza. I could go for that.

Anonymous said...

Egan is a femmelette for not finishing what he started...

In another part of the country that picture would mean you were in a 4-H competition! Although I'm not sure they let midgets compete.

East Coast Teacher said...

Ms. Wose, I know, I know!

*Waves hand in the air wildly, whilst scooting to the edge of her seat*

Australia!

egan said...

Brooke, were you just talking about me here or on another blog? I must know this kind of stuff.

I have a Vegas story for you.

Knitty Kitty said...

I just stayed at the treehouse.

Captain Beefheart said...

Holy Grail, definitely

Tumbleweed said...

I love that! Sad, but true....thanks!