Nah... I'm sitting here in my red cotton night shirt (normally only considered suitable attire for college girls on a sleepover / pillow fight) applying for jobs and I'm reading it
So does this mean we're all bi-sexual? Wait, that's not what I meant... I mean that word that means both male and female... kinda like that SNL character "Pat".
We're all feminine and masculine. We just get the mix in different ratios. Unfortunately, we also get stereotypes it seems to take forever to shake and we seem to view everyone (except ourselves) through them.
Stop being so hard on yourself, Brookey. Stop it right now. Life is too short to get hung up on the small shit...and weight is the small shit. You know this is true. I love you. I'm making a cake with Splenda just for you.
Egan - bite me. And I want to hear your Vegas story.
Captain - this blog is one big advertisement about how I am up for grabs.
Ubie - thank you very much! Do they still have those mustache ride tee-shirts? Took me years to figure out what that meant.
Todd - how disappointing. I've known you since the very beginning, and now I realize you're only here for the boobage.
Chicky - well there always has to be one point of contention, otherwise the world would be so boring.
Tina - maybe he meant humongous. Damn.
Ginny - right now I feel like one big fat joke. And that's not a fat joke either.
Bill - very nicely put. Are you taking meds?
Blonde - I love you too - and not just because you are so good for my ego, but because you are a truly lovely person and you love cake as much as I do. Unfortunately you aren't here all the time, and my mirror is.
33 comments:
So true...we should celebrate who we are and not give a shit what other people think.
*Looks in the mirror and tells herself she is beautiful.*
Yep, been there... done that. What's your alibi?
I think that someone is getting lazy in their postings.
Blonde - yes that's true. Unfortunately I weighed myself this morning and blew that theory to hell.
Egan - my alibi is I'm fat.
Flounder - nobody reads my posts anyway.
Nah... I'm sitting here in my red cotton night shirt (normally only considered suitable attire for college girls on a sleepover / pillow fight) applying for jobs and I'm reading it
That is SO not true.
What's not true? Somebody catch me up...
yeah, what's not true? Tell us. But don't write it out. We won't read it. Maybe you could draw a picture to make it easier for us.
So does this mean we're all bi-sexual? Wait, that's not what I meant... I mean that word that means both male and female...
kinda like that SNL character "Pat".
I love that.
Come back to Jersey. I promise I won't shank you.
And for every girl who is the most intelligent, beautiful, and humouous person you have ever known, there is a guy out there who is sick of her.
And vice versa.
Yup, ever the optimist :)
Captain - ok I'm just picturing that image...thank you.
Flounder - SO true!
Nick - pay attention will you.
Tim - or I could have a crack whore model it for you.
TRM - I do think we are all bi-sexual. There's always that one person that can make you jump the fence.
Tina - oh I'm so there, especially now that I have you for a drug connection.
Prick - are you saying you are sick of me already?
Flounder, actually Brooke is right... none of us do read her posts. Look, 14 comments. You win Brooke.
You win Brooke? I didn't know she was up for grabs
I happen to know that searching for just the right image for a post is NOT lazy, thank you very much!
And I read it.
"For every man wearing a 'Mustache Rides 5¢' t-shirt, there is a woman wanting to hack him with a garden rake"
I only look at the pictures. So why is the lead singer of Rancid a subject for your blog?
So true... although not sure about the last one.
What's "humouous?"
Is that like pretty?
i've read it now, too, and like beefy, i'm not presentable to the world at large.
that isn't a fat joke.
We're all feminine and masculine. We just get the mix in different ratios. Unfortunately, we also get stereotypes it seems to take forever to shake and we seem to view everyone (except ourselves) through them.
Stop being so hard on yourself, Brookey. Stop it right now. Life is too short to get hung up on the small shit...and weight is the small shit. You know this is true. I love you. I'm making a cake with Splenda just for you.
Egan - bite me. And I want to hear your Vegas story.
Captain - this blog is one big advertisement about how I am up for grabs.
Ubie - thank you very much! Do they still have those mustache ride tee-shirts? Took me years to figure out what that meant.
Todd - how disappointing. I've known you since the very beginning, and now I realize you're only here for the boobage.
Chicky - well there always has to be one point of contention, otherwise the world would be so boring.
Tina - maybe he meant humongous. Damn.
Ginny - right now I feel like one big fat joke. And that's not a fat joke either.
Bill - very nicely put. Are you taking meds?
Blonde - I love you too - and not just because you are so good for my ego, but because you are a truly lovely person and you love cake as much as I do. Unfortunately you aren't here all the time, and my mirror is.
Love this!
"Take a bite out of Brooke!"
-McGruff the Crime Dog
Admit it Brooke, you're begging me to ask the question, aren't you?
OK, I'll do it, but only because I know you're begging for it...
WHO WOULD MAKE YOU JUMP THE FENCE?
HUMOROUS, dammit. My ginormous fingers don't fit on the damn keyboard.
Rrramone - thank you! Too bad I didn't create it.
Egan - are you messing with Bill's medications?
TRM - oh please, I've already admitted to being a little gay for Angelina.
Anita - so only lesbians are liberated? Crap.
Prick - tell me more about your ginormous... fingers.
Oh, for the love of god, I read your posts.
That was truely beautiful!! You are moving forward...so,congrats! Is that a picture of you? It's lovely!
I don't where this thing comes from but I love it, period.
how utterly fabu.
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