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Wild Rose Hip (aka: Scarlet Hip): the pomaceous fruit of the wild rose plant. The stems of the wild rose are prickly, but its hips are not.
42 comments:
hmm. i thought "cake" would take up more space.
I have a huge chunk of my brain dedicated to coffee, too!
And hey, you SHOULD get a puppy! :)
I like how vacation, sex and cake are all the same font size. Those three things should really be incorporated more than they are. I'm sure you will agree.
You still haven't answered my question about when you will be in Jersey.
Seems like an awful lot of space for men's nipples...
When I have a new post, is there any way that you can make your sidebar say "Fresh Flounder" instead of "Flounder Fresh"?
Just curious.
where's the section for girl bloggers who smell like cookies?
Your head is so colorful.
Hee hee hee. I like that you have a section of your brain wondering about your keys. I have that same thing going on alllll the time. Swear.
I can't belive how much bigger the coffee area is than the "boys" area.
Dan - this was what was in my head at 8:30 in the morning. Cake took up more space as the day progressed.
MoMo - I'm waiting for the condo commandos to allow dogs in the building. I'll keep you posted!
Jackt - it was too early in the morning, I wasn't using that part yet.
Blonde - is there more to life than vacations, sex, and cake? I think not.
Flounder - I honestly don't know. After all I went through with mom this past 6 months I'm not all that anxious to go up there and reprise my role as personal caregiver. I'll keep you posted though - you're still buying the Rocks.
Dave - yes, for some reason that was on my mind this morning. I was hoping someone could answer that one for me.
Flounder - anything for you love.
Kendra - that's under snacks other than cake.
Egan - well I like to think so.
Therese - and it's not like I don't leave them in the same place everyday. Sheesh.
Phoenix - at 8:30 am, coffee is more important than boys - unless there is a boy in my bed. Then he can get the coffee and life is good as I know it.
LOL good answer.
Something is not right in this image...
looking...
looking...
I've got it! where is Masturbation? or do you have a whole seperate brain for that?
How awesome are you for having a lobe labeled "viggo".
I heart you for that.
Why do men have nipples?
we all start out in a similar way as an embryo. during development the male and femal embryo is almost identical until about 6 weeks when the male sex chromosomes kick in and starts developing male characteristics. males are left with nipples and some breast tissue but the development stops there.
There. I freed up some space in your brain for masturbation. Mummy will be so proud of me.
Thinking is so '97.
Phoenix - thank you. Where's my coffee?
JJ - doesn't the sex area cover masturbation?
Spinning - doesn't every straight red-blooded American woman have a lobe for Viggo? They must, they simply must.
Pixie - go to your room.
Todd - I've always been way behind the times.
Okay, so: just change "boys" to "girls," change "Viggo" to "Scarlett," and change "why do men have nipples?" to just "nipples!" and that's pretty much MY brain, too...
I'm surprised sex doesn't take up more cortical real estate. being that you're so horny all the time.
Is the boy part of your brain also devoted to sex between two straight boys?
More space for coffee than sex??
In the morning my brain is mostly filled with 1. coffee and 2. I'm never drinking again. In the evening it is filled with 1. Wine is ok for dinner and 2. Eff coffee.
Is that wrong? Crap!
Billy - see that, we are made for each other.
Neil - I am not really very picky about which side of my brain thinks about Viggo and which side thinks about cake. As long as both are in my brain I am happy.
Jiggs - ooohhhh, now it's definitely taking up more real estate.
Chicky - only at 8:30 in the morning when no boys are around.
Melanie - how can that be wrong? It's oh so right.
Edee - a girl after my own heart. Cake...mmmmmmm...
I hope this is not the beginning of a series. You know, "This evening in my liver," or "This afternoon in my bowels." I'm not sure I would know how to take that.
I also pay attention to fonts and notice that blogging and boys are weighted the same. I'm not sure what this means but I'm certain it is very telling.
Largest fonts: sex, vacation and cake. The first two I understand. The business of cake confuses me.
I'm having a hectic week, am living under unbearable stress, and feel I am at the edge of western civilization’s abyss so my comments should be taken in that context. In other words, I am confounded by this cake business. I keep asking myself, “What does that mean? Is cake code for something else?”
(As you may have gathered, I am not a cake enthusiast.)
So very glad that Buffy re-runs have a good sized space.
Hmmm, Buffy and blogging...very nice!
Bill - you need some cake. Stat.
D & T - you can't have enough Buffy reruns. Truly.
Kimananda - doesn't that sound like an awesome day? Add in vacations, sex, and cake and you have paradise.
You need a portion for wondering how you can be as cool as Ubermilf.
You have a very pretty brain.
mmmm
caaaake
Looks eerily familiar.
I notice beer is deep set in your brain stem like a primal desire. As it should be.
My brain is in 4 simple parts - booze, birds, music and food.
so many good things start with "b"...blogging, buffy...brooke! and c is close to b, so I think cake counts, too.
You're gay.
Ubie - then I can hang out with the moose lodge too.
Pants - nobody has ever said that to me before.
Flounder - cake good.
Jill - we do think alike.
WBB - birds? Really?
Dinah - and baked goods! Baked goods starts with B!
Egan - I know you are but what am I.
Brooke, in order to hang out with the Moose Lodge, you'd be required to gain 50 pounds, tease up your hair, and buy stretch pants and knit tops in every color. Then forget how to use an elevator and be cranky all the time.
Damn! I am stuck at home sick and there isn't any cake in sight. I need to go look at Mo's pics of cake again and continue to torture myself.
You're able to think at 8:30 in the morning!!?
Cake or a lobotomy ... I'll take either the way this week's going.
Yes, birds as in women. That's what the less enlightened of my gender call women in England.
also, you should buy a puppy.
mmm cake!
Cake took up more space as the day progressed.
*giggle*
I'm so glad we have similar interests.
Wait, did I just giggle? I meant *chortle* or *chuckle*, really.
You know... a cake that just kept getting bigger... wow. Now THERE's a concept!!! Get crackin'! Where's my lab coat! Get me a beaker!!! And an ehrlinmeyer flask. (less spills on the swanky lab coat) (actually it's a chef's jacket but don't tell anyone)
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