tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post116579847034172561..comments2023-10-29T09:58:28.591-04:00Comments on Scarlet Hip: Why I Should be the Next Tabloid DarlingScarlet Hiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172964449551129562007-03-03T18:27:00.000-05:002007-03-03T18:27:00.000-05:00Be caught making out with me at some hot nightclub...Be caught making out with me at some hot nightclub.Tits McGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05627125434096594252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172799192983545912007-03-01T20:33:00.000-05:002007-03-01T20:33:00.000-05:00Sysm - just make sure you tell them that I am much...Sysm - just make sure you tell them that I am much thinner in person.<BR/><BR/>Princess - I love this idea! I think I'll get a wallaby. They are like mini-kangaroos. It will be all the rage. Stop by anytime!<BR/><BR/>Pants - cause nobody deserves to be eye candy more than I!<BR/><BR/>MQ - you better, you're writing my first script.<BR/><BR/>Cincy - excellent. I can use you for sex when my movie star boyfriends are on location.Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172796141396994152007-03-01T19:42:00.000-05:002007-03-01T19:42:00.000-05:00I'm all for your plan as long as I'm the cute guy ...I'm all for your plan as long as I'm the cute guy that all viewers think you should end up with while you end up with the superhot hunky guy. I'm so giving ....Cincysundevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14213545857413956977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172788366820015922007-03-01T17:32:00.000-05:002007-03-01T17:32:00.000-05:00I will follow you to the ends of the.... poolI will follow you to the ends of the.... poolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172690486529779632007-02-28T14:21:00.000-05:002007-02-28T14:21:00.000-05:00I can't wait to see you on VH1's Celebrity Eye Can...I can't wait to see you on VH1's Celebrity Eye Candy!Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08265064473412574363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172643970126933442007-02-28T01:26:00.000-05:002007-02-28T01:26:00.000-05:00I just found your blog (by searchng for the word "...I just found your blog (by searchng for the word "babbling", actually, as a way to find entertaining blogs- it worked yet again!).<BR/>My suggestion? You need a completely random pet who accompanies you everywhere. Small dogs and primates have been overdone.<BR/><BR/>I say possum, platypus or komodo dragon.Princess Pointfulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10911296163218358167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172634671946816942007-02-27T22:51:00.000-05:002007-02-27T22:51:00.000-05:00I will happily serve as your "Mannie", then sell y...I will happily serve as your "Mannie", then sell you out for $500 to the Globe.<BR/><BR/>I'm no cheap whore. I'm a very expensive personal assistant.Sysmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12544939882699696839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172629526295465942007-02-27T21:25:00.000-05:002007-02-27T21:25:00.000-05:00Bill - right after my lobotomy.Rich - it's not a g...Bill - right after my lobotomy.<BR/><BR/>Rich - it's not a good idea to disagree with the slutty new tabloid darling.<BR/><BR/>NayNay - I figure if I watch nothing but Wheel of Fortune and American Idol for the next few weeks my brain should be sufficiently stupefied for my first interviews.<BR/><BR/>Hyper - all that and more. Just you wait.<BR/><BR/>Leezer - I'm hoping to start my own genre. It's called Action/Soft Core. I'll kick some ass and then have lots of sex. Someone contact Gerard Butler's people and let him know he'll be starring in my first film. And make sure he signs the nudity clause.<BR/><BR/>Phoenix - you just want pictures? Did I mention how slutty I'm going to be?Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172608150383497112007-02-27T15:29:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:29:00.000-05:00Can I be the first to post revealing pictures of y...Can I be the first to post revealing pictures of you on my blog?thephoenixnychttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07164230892526451260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172607416568451062007-02-27T15:16:00.000-05:002007-02-27T15:16:00.000-05:00Brookelina:Your intelligent readers beat me to all...Brookelina:<BR/>Your intelligent readers beat me to all the good comments, except the obvious: what movie genre will you choose to star in once the novelty of doing nothing wears off? Action/adventure? Horror? Drama?Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01526227179179878988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172586454170996152007-02-27T09:27:00.000-05:002007-02-27T09:27:00.000-05:00I just want a picture of you in your hole-y sweatp...I just want a picture of you in your hole-y sweatpants.Hypersonichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06047238167562731145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172585680177474102007-02-27T09:14:00.000-05:002007-02-27T09:14:00.000-05:00"Be famous for doing a whole lot of nothing. Cause..."Be famous for doing a whole lot of nothing. Cause like, I'm good at that."<BR/><BR/>--That was so funny and so so true. Make sure you talk like a total moron when interviewed. That is important also.Naynayfazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05170434371806791216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172552265103617582007-02-26T23:57:00.000-05:002007-02-26T23:57:00.000-05:00I'll remember that when I start my 'pimp a celeb f...I'll remember that when I start my 'pimp a celeb for a day foundation'.<BR/><BR/>PS. Little Miss Sunshine is great... maybe not best picture great but certainly deserving of best original script.G3T Filmshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04439482429191868151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172546960455478952007-02-26T22:29:00.000-05:002007-02-26T22:29:00.000-05:00Will you become a Scientologist before or after re...Will you become a Scientologist before or after rehab?Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13626912199632170858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172546408613884112007-02-26T22:20:00.000-05:002007-02-26T22:20:00.000-05:00Sleepy - you're so easy. Just like me!Brian - I'm ...Sleepy - you're so easy. Just like me!<BR/><BR/>Brian - I'm glad to know that too. If that movie had won last night I'd have thrown my television out the window. Ok, not really, but symbolically.<BR/><BR/>Egan - If I were to shave my lovely locks, it would have to be in a very public place, because why bother doing anything unless everyone can see it. Right? And no, I won't be singing. As narcissistic as I plan to be, even I have my limits.<BR/><BR/>Charlie - yeah that's what you said to Squeaky, and look what happened to her.<BR/><BR/>Nance - I'm going to go with the time honored "being treated for exhaustion." Then I'll get myself knocked up to throw the media off the rehab trail.<BR/><BR/>Kendra - yay for me!<BR/><BR/>Jiggs - and please remember to write about me often. Use words like "hot" and "kind of slutty."<BR/><BR/>Mel - of course! Just keep your hands off my men and my clothes.Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172535615370695612007-02-26T19:20:00.000-05:002007-02-26T19:20:00.000-05:00Can I be your wicked cool friend who shows up and ...Can I be your wicked cool friend who shows up and drinks your wine and smokes your smoke and leaves in the morning without cleaning up?Melanie was herehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05078999092523899866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172529236259180502007-02-26T17:33:00.000-05:002007-02-26T17:33:00.000-05:00You have my endorsement for next tabloid darling.t...You have my endorsement for next tabloid darling.<BR/><BR/>this message has been approved by jiggscasey.comjiggshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17671753919428796744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172524607296072662007-02-26T16:16:00.000-05:002007-02-26T16:16:00.000-05:00i vote for you.i vote for you.dizzy von damn!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16270966248146475879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172522881624826342007-02-26T15:48:00.000-05:002007-02-26T15:48:00.000-05:00Get your sob story ready for when you have to chec...Get your sob story ready for when you have to check into rehab. Were you treating an old back injury and became inadvertently addicted to painkillers? Were you drinking too much to forget the pain of past abuse? Did you start self-medicating because of feelings of low self-esteem brought on by your sudden leap to fame? Remember, America will be waiting to forgive you!Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172512860442559942007-02-26T13:01:00.000-05:002007-02-26T13:01:00.000-05:00You definitely deserve the opportunity Brooke. Yo...You definitely deserve the opportunity Brooke. You will shave your head and all that right?<BR/><BR/>Will you cut an album too?eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172512831111379462007-02-26T13:00:00.000-05:002007-02-26T13:00:00.000-05:00This is totally off-topic, but I was reading the c...This is totally off-topic, but I was reading the comments on Skinny Legs and All and I have to agree with you on Little Miss Sunshine. I thought it was okay, but I can't figure out why people went so nuts over it. Glad to see someone else out there felt that way.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06308603501415065318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172509857839141462007-02-26T12:10:00.000-05:002007-02-26T12:10:00.000-05:00You've got MY vote.You had me at "Promiscuous"You've got MY vote.<BR/><BR/>You had me at "Promiscuous"Chris "Chickenwing" Quigleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09675688778162830644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172506777651885512007-02-26T11:19:00.000-05:002007-02-26T11:19:00.000-05:00Brandy - excellent! I will immediately join the Ch...Brandy - excellent! I will immediately join the Church of the Poisoned Mind.<BR/><BR/>Ubie - all my friends are hot - hence, you will be my friend.<BR/><BR/>Tad - I know babe. Please don't sell our story to the tabloids.<BR/><BR/>Flounder - I will be paid millions to show up at clubs around the world and wave vapidly at my adoring fans. I'm nothing if not independent.Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172506115635956482007-02-26T11:08:00.000-05:002007-02-26T11:08:00.000-05:00So how are you going to fund your new venture? Jet...So how are you going to fund your new venture? Jets cost big bucks.<BR/><BR/>May I add that it would probably not hurt your celeb status to smash your car into an inanimate object, like a mailbox or orange grove.<BR/><BR/>Bonus points if you are drunk and piss on the seat in the cop car.flounderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00203484121537947508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1172501254387384562007-02-26T09:47:00.000-05:002007-02-26T09:47:00.000-05:00i'm nothing without you.i'm nothing without you.Me Crabbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17478681909103551494noreply@blogger.com