tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post114307620605991918..comments2023-10-29T09:58:28.591-04:00Comments on Scarlet Hip: April HoroscopeScarlet Hiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143255127771875502006-03-24T21:52:00.000-05:002006-03-24T21:52:00.000-05:00Ubie - my head hurts too, so there.Darth - I agree...Ubie - my head hurts too, so there.<BR/><BR/>Darth - I agree. I should just cut it off.<BR/><BR/>Sysm - I feel like I've become part of the Chicago syndicate.<BR/><BR/>Bill - you confuse me greatly.<BR/><BR/>Therese - nothing better than a good double entendre.<BR/><BR/>Mack - ok I'll go with it. Who says I can't compromise?<BR/><BR/>Lo Lo - is he worth the prison time? Definitely not.<BR/><BR/>MM - go brush your tooth.<BR/><BR/>Neil - yes, that is me. You have no idea how many men have fallen wildly in love with me just from this profile picture. As for your mother, how well off is she?Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143241437412105182006-03-24T18:03:00.000-05:002006-03-24T18:03:00.000-05:00I've been gone too long. What happened? Did you ...I've been gone too long. What happened? Did you cut it off??Lo Lo Lovahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01106984460029212514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143209315389276872006-03-24T09:08:00.002-05:002006-03-24T09:08:00.002-05:00That I'm thinking of. Two that I'm thinking of.That I'm thinking of. Two that I'm thinking of.Thérèsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05925229457609377645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143209299320608962006-03-24T09:08:00.001-05:002006-03-24T09:08:00.001-05:00Well. Two, really.Well. Two, really.Thérèsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05925229457609377645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143209290470385452006-03-24T09:08:00.000-05:002006-03-24T09:08:00.000-05:00You know, that could be applicable in soooo many i...You know, that could be applicable in soooo many instances...Thérèsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05925229457609377645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143185317237256862006-03-24T02:28:00.000-05:002006-03-24T02:28:00.000-05:00I'm going house-hunting this weekend. One day, I'l...I'm going house-hunting this weekend. One day, I'll have seven houses too. And Uranus will be in MY seventh house and I'm going to say, "Hit the road, you freeloadin' bastard!" Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13626912199632170858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143177239416580612006-03-24T00:13:00.000-05:002006-03-24T00:13:00.000-05:00Brooke,True Johnny Pipewrench story. Playing Trivi...Brooke,<BR/><BR/>True Johnny Pipewrench story. Playing Trivial Pursuit, circa 1995:<BR/><BR/>Sysm: It's postal abbreviation is an anal lubricant<BR/>Johnny Pipewrench: Kentucky<BR/><BR/>Sysmistress: I've married someone with issues.Sysmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12544939882699696839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143176760372576962006-03-24T00:06:00.000-05:002006-03-24T00:06:00.000-05:00middle ground? bah!middle ground? bah!darthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02964025608627103505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143171137090195392006-03-23T22:32:00.000-05:002006-03-23T22:32:00.000-05:00My fucking head still fucking hurts and I'm fuckin...My fucking head still fucking hurts and I'm fucking sick of it.<BR/><BR/>Your post was funny, though.Ubermilfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08685628102770311287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143170704884000612006-03-23T22:25:00.000-05:002006-03-23T22:25:00.000-05:00Damien - I seriously have to stay away from Libras...Damien - I seriously have to stay away from Libras. <BR/><BR/>SG - thank you! I love hearing that from someone as fabu as you.<BR/><BR/>Lucky - I will be sure to check out the slander!<BR/><BR/>Jill - we both give good attitude.<BR/><BR/>Todd - considering how low my expectations are of men, it really won't take much.<BR/><BR/>Johnny - you had me at "pipewrench."Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143163507765184412006-03-23T20:25:00.000-05:002006-03-23T20:25:00.000-05:00Brooke,You had me at "emotionally".Brooke,<BR/>You had me at "emotionally".Johnny Pipewrenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418012549381201268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143160379312982952006-03-23T19:32:00.000-05:002006-03-23T19:32:00.000-05:00One day Brooke, you'll let your guard down and giv...One day Brooke, you'll let your guard down and give me a chance to severely disappoint you.yournameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13364015203304429528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143159285987729702006-03-23T19:14:00.000-05:002006-03-23T19:14:00.000-05:00I love your attitude, girl.I love your attitude, girl.JillWriteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05629797458851050922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143156365045868862006-03-23T18:26:00.000-05:002006-03-23T18:26:00.000-05:00That is uber fabu!I love the inner vioce. :)That is uber fabu!<BR/>I love the inner vioce. :)Spinning Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10357092955594187207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143156359608988782006-03-23T18:25:00.000-05:002006-03-23T18:25:00.000-05:00Seriously I gotta stop passing myself off as a lib...Seriously I gotta stop passing myself off as a libra.Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18216696796162994082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143154079010789662006-03-23T17:47:00.000-05:002006-03-23T17:47:00.000-05:00I had no idea. He's never commented. What's up wit...I had no idea. He's never commented. What's up with that?? Friggin' lurkers.Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143152786360237642006-03-23T17:26:00.000-05:002006-03-23T17:26:00.000-05:00Bill - me too.Weedie - I did indeed. I am dumber t...Bill - me too.<BR/><BR/>Weedie - I did indeed. I am dumber than a bag of hammers.<BR/><BR/>Lucky - Johnny has never even been to my blog. Are you sure you don't have me mixed up with some other fucked up chick?Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143151098112560842006-03-23T16:58:00.000-05:002006-03-23T16:58:00.000-05:00oh crap, did you let yourself get attached....or d...oh crap, did you let yourself get attached....or did I totally get that wrong? Either way...men are the debil.Tumbleweedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09641014240908965995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143149441667911962006-03-23T16:30:00.000-05:002006-03-23T16:30:00.000-05:00I wish.I wish.Billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13626912199632170858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143148592210958562006-03-23T16:16:00.000-05:002006-03-23T16:16:00.000-05:00Bill - have you been drinking?Mone - you really do...Bill - have you been drinking?<BR/><BR/>Mone - you really do get it. Thank you.<BR/><BR/>CB - if I knew the answer to that I'd be worth my weight in gold. And that is a substantial amount.<BR/><BR/>TRM - right! March! Please keep up with the program.<BR/><BR/>Katarina - see now I am realizing how many bullets I actually did dodge here.<BR/><BR/>BabyJ - there are so many jokes I could do here using the word "dixon."<BR/><BR/>Therese - I give a lot better than I get.<BR/><BR/>Mack - mine would read "Asshole Magnet."<BR/><BR/>Sizz - I love the word inane, it's so very true.<BR/><BR/>K - again, perfect. Like I'm supposed to know everything. If the stars are so useful, why don't they tell us about these things beforehand?<BR/><BR/>PEZ - that damn Uranus!<BR/><BR/>JJ - you should be. And stop trying to perv through my window.<BR/><BR/>Lucky - especially adulterous assholes. Actually I wrote a post about assholes a long time ago. If I Were In Charge of the World - it's on my sidebar. <BR/><BR/>Jiggs - I would never put your junk in my trunk, so fear not.<BR/><BR/>Egan - bitch.<BR/><BR/>MG - boring is starting to sound pretty fucking good to me these days.Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143147414995137062006-03-23T15:56:00.000-05:002006-03-23T15:56:00.000-05:00Why is it always the ones you can't count on?? Be...Why is it always the ones you can't count on?? Because the safe ones are BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! But at least they make good baby-daddies.MonkeyGurrrrrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10807795685557216627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143142895515279022006-03-23T14:41:00.001-05:002006-03-23T14:41:00.001-05:00meowmeoweganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143142861216713372006-03-23T14:41:00.000-05:002006-03-23T14:41:00.000-05:00never joke about cutting off a man's junk brookie....never joke about cutting off a man's junk brookie. If boys read that, they get worried.jiggshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17671753919428796744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143133674158957432006-03-23T12:07:00.000-05:002006-03-23T12:07:00.000-05:00Sorry, I'm late.Sorry, I'm late.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149694202473496291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13461964.post-1143132634292572322006-03-23T11:50:00.000-05:002006-03-23T11:50:00.000-05:00Ha--I wholeheartedly agree with ms. sizzle.How con...Ha--I wholeheartedly agree with ms. sizzle.<BR/><BR/>How condescending of the stars...Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653535953278952618noreply@blogger.com